Best Thing Ever of the Day: 33 Animals Who Are Extremely Disappointed in You http://t.co/RzIQEvB9

To whomever tweeted last week that you can open a beer with an iPad charger: I AM IN YOUR DEBT, SIR. http://t.co/WnGNbq0Y

I reviewed 20 iPhone and iPad accessories under $20 for @maclife. All by myself.  http://www.maclife.com/article/gallery/20_iphone_and_ipad_accessories_under_20 …

Reminder! I'm giving away a $20 iTunes card tomorrow at noon. Follow me and RT this to enter.

The cell phone lot at the airport needs a drive through coffee place #MillionDollarIdea

Look at my niece in her costume. LOOK AT HER. pic.twitter.com/xz9gg09z

I know what'll help! I'll give away a $20 iTunes card! Follow and RT this and I'll pick a random winner Thurs at noon. #bemerry

Just heard an Apple Store employee tell a customer not to run with her iPhone or she could screw up the hard drive. #fail

This baby is literally crawling on Macs while mom is laser focused on iPhone. http://t.co/LCOsiN8c

I love this Steve Jobs story so much. (via @gruber) http://t.co/Y1N83Cg0

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Friends to whom I gave Smartwool socks as Christmas gifts are still thanking me for them. BEST SOCKS EVER.

OMG someone put all the McBain clips from The Simpsons in order and THEY MAKE A MOVIE. http://t.co/QWrzZVO

@greenspeak They just put in a cat-with-laser-eyes mural on Divisadero, right by my house. It's GLORIOUS. http://bit.ly/bVcv7Y

"Vuvuzela" sounds too much like a legitimate instrument, so I'm sticking with "douche horn."

LOL at the juxtaposition currently in my feed. @alicetruong @samfbiddle pic.twitter.com/j3o5QhAB

Holy crap. pic.twitter.com/aqAZfuj1

Join the MacLife pool on Simple Bracket, an iPhone app for filling out March Madness brackets!  https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/simple-bracket/id598075243 …

Baby: JUICE!
Me: No, that’s water. … It’s sort of like sky juice.
B: SKY!
M: Can we teach him that water is called sky juice?
Husband: No.

Sure, Maps. Sure it’ll take me 30 minutes to drive to that red pin. #moronmaps pic.twitter.com/PCyrynjW