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I just discovered my oven CAN CLEAN ITSELF! Naturally I will be searching the walls of my apartment now looking for a similar button.
Guy @ gas station: 'U look like a supermodel ... that's really tired.'
Me: 'Thx. U look like a nice guy ... that's really a dick.'
Me: 'Thx. U look like a nice guy ... that's really a dick.'
Weather man said 'you're gonna get wet at some point during the day and some of you may see 6-8 inches' Holy shit, can't wait!
My therapist said I let other people control my emotions to much.
I don't think that's true at all, what do you think?
I don't think that's true at all, what do you think?
WHO DO YOU HAVE TO BANG AROUND HERE TO GET A STAR?
Oh wait!
I meant to say ...
Excuse me sir, where's your restrooms?
Oh wait!
I meant to say ...
Excuse me sir, where's your restrooms?
Can I borrow someone's family jewels for just a sec? Just long enough to be able to tell this asshole to suck my left nut.
Don't know what all the bitching is about, working full time & being a single parent is a walk in the park...IF THAT PARK IS IN HELL!
Really proud of the whoever invented the toothpick. While everyone else was picking teeth, they went out & widdled a solution.
Somedays I go commando. Not to be sexy it's more like ... each day that passes ... I'm loosing more of my f'kn mind & I forget.
Contemplating leaving this wing sauce on my face for the rest of the day. People are bound to think I'm retarded & leave me alone right?
Whatta know. Weather man was part right. I did get wet today. Still waiting for that 6-8 inches though.
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