Joke Of The Month : Even the car parking collection of #RaOne is bigger than #Bodyguard's total collection . . . . Made my day. ROFL

Guy stole my bike. I got in a cab & said- Follow that guy.. Driver said- Sure, his Twitter name?.. We laughed, hi-fived & I need a new bike

Why did God make man before he made
woman? .... Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it ;)

Twitter is like a fridge... When you're bored, you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.

Free WiFi on Indian trains :

OBC - 1 GB download free

SC/ST - 2 GB download free

If you are politician, you can take router to home ;-)

iPhone 10? ;) http://t.co/DraIQUlu

Why girls act so stupidly for their male idols?... I have never seen a guy running behind the car of a female celebrity. Lol

Narendra Modi - Lijjat papad was a venture by Gujarati women

Actually it started in Mumbai, 1959 by Nilesh Mansata from Kolkata #Feku

Guys wait for the perfect girl, Playboy's fault... Girls wait for the perfect guy, Disney's fault.

The future of iPhone ;) http://t.co/ztuClnKz

My relationship with my Ex was very psychological…she was Psycho and I was Logical ;-)

The Internet is a lot like ancient Egypt, people writing on Walls and worshipping cats...

100 years of Bollywood, and 175 years of Times of India... First 75 years must have been tough for TOI ;-)

A girl just posted on Facebook to his boyfriend, "BbY miCh u cHo mUch. LUb U"... In other news, Oxford has stopped publishing Dictionary ;-)

Never knew Einstein was this good in prediction ;)  http://twitpic.com/bec8m7 

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say but can't, and the other half who have nothing to say but keep on saying it..

People aint Beautiful as they Look, Walk and Wear... But People are Beautiful as they Help, Care and Share #Wisdom

Don't use bottles of Kingfisher to fire the cracker rockets, they might not fly ;-)

Gandhiji's Modern 3 Monkeys:

1. Karunanidhi : Who can't see

2. Mamta : Who won't listen

3. Manmohan Singh: Who won't speak ;-)

Top 20 Methods To Drive Traffic To Your Blog (Video) http://t.co/ftptuJp #blogging #tips