I'm starting a new religion. Abortion, contraception, and gay marriage are now holy sacraments, so STOP OPPRESSING MY RELIGIOUS FREEDOM.

If god was a bandit: Give me your money. I won't force you because I respect your free will. But, if you don't, I'll shoot you. Your choice.

Billy Graham is in the hospital being treated for a pulmonary infection. He's receiving antibiotics because prayer doesn't do shit.

Also, racism, sexism, and homophobia are an abomination. We hate the sin, and tell the sinner to shut the fuck up.

I'm ok with a cross at the 9/11 memorial if it's flanked by a star and crescent, a satanic upside down pentagram, and a shiva linga #atheist

RT @rickwarren In the face of evil, bystanders are no better than perpetrators. // So, speaking of you and the Uganda "kill the gays" law...

I know my religion will offend some people, but I need to follow the sacred scriptures I will someday write. Plus, those people are assholes

"Why I Hate Religion, But Love Jesus" Because Jesus, being imaginary, can be made to be anything I want him to be. Reality isn't as flexible

It's the end times. How else can you explain earthquakes along fault lines & hurricanes during hurricane season in areas prone to hurricanes

@tortured4christ When you realize that published statements on a public account are open for criticism, perhaps you'll understand twitter.

RT @tortured4christ If the #BIble is not your basis for #truth then you have to replace it with something else. // Like actual truth.

If you take a stand for human rights, then stand for all of them. Why should people care about your rights if you don't care about theirs

.@aheartforgod Let me share some facts with you. People don't rise from the dead, the bible is bullshit, and you're an ignorant fuck.

RT @brmoore93 How do I know its the truth? It's in the Bible. // This bible? http://is.gd/eKdnF How about this one? http://is.gd/eKdsd

RT @_7654_ @askegg: Another anti gay pastor comes out of the closet. http://j.mp/aRcCSl (thanks @pzmyers)

Would #gop fuckwads who want to ban gay marriage & abortion quit talking about freedom. You wouldn't know freedom if it bit you on the ass.

After rest of world legalizes same-sex marriage, can we turn America into a museum that shows people what stupidity and ignorance look like

Jesus: "Sell your possessions and give to the poor. Then come follow me." Pope: "Well, sure, but can I bring my butler?"

GOProud to Romney for speaking @ Liberty U: Please be more of an asshole to everyone else, but less of an asshole to us http://t.co/P54QfJ0X

I'm sure those bible readers would have no problem with a bunch of atheists showing up to read books by Dawkins or Hitchens too.