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Do people still fight for their right to party? Or is it just a heated debate these days?
I'm thankful that rappers remind me they do it big. I'd hate to think of a hip hop star doing it medium. So sad.
I'm starting to suspect that the rap game does not need me and is actually indifferent to my presence.
I think you're being a little too presumptuous with the "We'll see you tomorrow" slogan Applebee's. Let's check that ego there champ.
Is it rude to slap someone in the face for chewing with their mouth open? Answer quickly because I need to know why this guy looks pissed.
Sometimes I can't decide whether I want to watch Beaches or Steele Magnolias and then I remember I have a penis.
If I do a little dance but don't make a little love am I still eligible to get down tonight?
Look, if you want to describe them as lumps then I'm just not sure they're that lovely.
Saying "I want you inside me." might seem weird to you but I feel like pizza and I have that type of relationship.
I'm like a fine wine in a sense that if you have too much of me you might vomit.
I just overheard a man reference his penis as a "pah jay jay". Please, somebody stop this.
How can "Your ass is grass and I'm a lawn mower" be considered threatening? To me that's just a statement that you want to shave some butt.
Easy there guy wearing a trench coat. I don't think September is ready for all that bad assery.
When people say they're "straight tripping" is that because they've been "gay tripping" before and want to clarify there's no butt stuff?
Whenever somebody tells me to stop I have a sudden urge to drop and then immediately after that to shut 'em down and open up shop.
Did you know I've probably tried to find Waldo more than I have ever tried to find Jesus? It's just good wholesome fun.
Ever get the feeling you're administering too many "shut the fuck up's" in a conversation? Yeah, me neither.
People who regularly use the phrase, "that shit cray" make me want to punch them in their thro.
Sometimes I get upset that I drive a shitty car but then I remember I don't have to compensate for anything.
A subtle hint of awesome sprinkled with hilarious. Vintage 1982. Enjoy.