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I'm thankful that rappers remind me they do it big. I'd hate to think of a hip hop star doing it medium. So sad.
I just overheard a man reference his penis as a "pah jay jay". Please, somebody stop this.
I've never had bad blood with anyone. When I get messed with I just get upset. Then we have sad blood.
"Rolling with the homies", makes it sound like they're having a bedtime cuddle. Can't I just walk with the homies?
People who need to use the phrase "Can I get a witness?" are almost always the least deserving of a witness.
They say knowledge is power but I just bought a gun...pretty sure this bitch is more powerful than calculus.
a vagina monologue but instead of talking about my sexual experiences with them the focus will be my lack of getting near one as per usual.
People who say "rock out with my cock out" make me wonder which band was so awesome they felt the need to handle their penis immediately.
Every time I have to put extra effort into something I always yell, "Balls deep!" Grandma hates it but I take knitting for reals.
Sometimes when I'm cooking, I kick a object and yell, "This! Is! Cooking!" but that's only because the temperature is 300."
That's cool that you graduated from the "streets" or the "school
of hard knocks" but I'm pretty sure it looks like shit on a resume.
Just went through my Facebook news feed and noticed nobody has posted any song lyrics. How am I going to tell who's deep and brooding now?
A subtle hint of awesome sprinkled with hilarious. Vintage 1982. Enjoy.
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