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When I hear the phrase 'going viral' I automatically assume herpes is involved at some point
I think my grasp of the obvious is starting to slip
I wonder why you never see obese zombies...
Must be a metabolism thing
Beware a woman with a vivid imagination and a severe lack of impulse control.
I need some crazy…twitter, do your thing
Never understood why guys in Viagra commercials seem so happy. They're admitting their wieners don't work
I'd tweet about sex but there's that whole writing about what you know thing...
I've gotta go through my sock basket and get rid of the 'holy ones' lol
I have one hoodie and the zipper’s stuck. Single for life I guess
I consider you my prisoners. React appropriately
Is it just me or does this place feel kinda inbred sometimes
I have a hard time trusting people who use noseless smilies
Your feeble skills are no challenge to the power of the dark side
Mental abscesses filled with fragments of shattered dreams attacked by psychic antibodies building mazes
Think “nefarious” is a good one word description for you guys
I wish I could remember the last time I got snugglefucked
Life rule: maintain solid distance from people who brush their teeth in public restrooms
Truth: no one fucking cares. Accept that and you’re a long ways toward being okay
Let's overanalyze some shit and get all pissy while we're at it