Tim Burton's working on a Nightmare Before Christmas sequel. Here's your chance to double your wardrobe, fat goth chicks.

Dress up like a ghost. Rob a bank. They won't investigate because: "What are we gonna do? Arrest a ghost? Dream on, rook." Free money.

All I want for Christmas: pic.twitter.com/KMrrSGAE

The best Halloween costume ideas always arrive too late. Al Borlando Calrissian.

"Ohh I'm gonna put the seed for the director of the sequel to my future film The Net into youuaaAAGGHHH!!!" -Irwin Winkler, banging his wife

Would listen to a music genre called ghost pop.

PBS is airing season 2 of Sherlock starting May 6th. This is where I aggressively encourage everyone to be watching this shit.

They should have Chevy commercials where people in Chevys chase Chevy Chase. The Chevy Chase Chevy Chase. #StreetsAhead

Elizabeth from Bioshock has my two favorite qualities in a woman: 1. Brunette. 2. Supplies me with ammo & health when I fight crow monsters.

#RIP  https://vine.co/v/bjJD3EUz2zO 

For your perpetual enjoyment, the best line of dialogue delivered in 2012:  http://youtu.be/Yonz1hBcwoM 

Classic prank: rebuild the Berlin Wall.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Oliver Platt." "Oliver Platt who?" "I was in the film Bicentennial Man. Please let me in."

Girls with drawn-on eyebrows might as well just cut to the chase and become ghosts, because they scare me just as much.

Bing is gay. RT @bing: Think Google is better than Bing?

Cars 3: September 11th

Woodfield parking lot. Dreams coming true today. http://t.co/Ic84aK2u

Sometimes the internet just gets it right. http://t.co/UovFrdqQ

I think our generation's John Lennon is the T-Mobile Girl. I wouldn't even be surprised if someone assassinated the poor girl!

Now Libya? They're getting really ambitious with the story arcs on this season of The News.