Revenge is a dish best served… in spaaaaace

@rascouet @jasonpermenter Bon voyage. We’ll miss you.

RT if you say “Balloooon knot” every time you see Sulu.

For artists dealing largely in electronica, evoking that “left it all on the field” feeling is a damn tall order. Daft Punk “Contact”? Damn.

Ask yourself why you’re pronouncing it at all.

Fergie was Sally Brown from Peanuts.

“Well what am I supposed to eat?! The grass down here tastes like shit, and the shit tastes like grass!” –Wilfred, world’s best TV character

“I’m sorry, Ted. But every time we get a car I HALLUCINATE THAT THIS PLACE IS A WHOREHOUSE.”

What do you do when you’re six innings into your best outing of the year? Break your hand, why not. Do it swinging the bat, that’s best.

Announcing Flickr improvements today is diabolically clever.

Wisdom from a 7yo to her 6yo friend.

“Nothing is ever perfect. My picture isn’t perfect. Neither is yours. The pizza isn’t perfect, even though the pizza man made it. Nothing.”

@ohheygreat jorts don’t have the requirement of previous existence as pants. Also we didn’t have that word when I was a kid so it’s invalid.

How do people who don’t have dozens of popable joints find satisfaction and bliss in life?

Refinancing means I'm not making a payment this month, so… probably gonna buy an extra car or something, that money's gotta go somewhere.

@texburgher sounds good. Fill it with passengers who’ve bitched for five years and still think something is being stolen from them and DEAL.

@texburgher can you also ensure that 90% of the miles driven will be in directions of no use to me?

@loraneely 25.

@ccsteff I fell asleep just reading that.

@ccsteff the same kind that uses a treadmill. Stand down!