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Her- What do you mean you're pro-life?
Me- I'm still alive ain't I?
Women ask tricky questions like would you do it all over again?
Or who was the best lover you've ever had?
My favorite is, do you love me?
Sports is probably the easiest way to get me to hate a complete stranger.
"You had me at rhinoplasty"
Want to know your IQ?
Take the total years of education & multiply that by your age then divide by your GPA.
If you do this you're stupid.
This is the best time of the year.
Not quite jacket weather but cool enough for me to see your nipples.
Only a fool worries about what an idiot thinks.
Roll up in the club like what?
This place sucks in the afternoon.
You don't have to be the smartest or toughest man your kids know, just the most reliable.
I changed the navigation system on my car to a male Spanish speaking voice.
I call him Juan direction. (shoot me)
Someone just said "Do you want my honest opinion or do you want the truth?".
I guess he's not trustworthy.
Knuckle tat idea, "WHAT WHAT".
Whenever I see a "Kids eat free" sign I roll my eyes.
Ironically, I'm drowning in pussy after I learned the butterfly stroke.
I can't wait till Blue Ivy is 9 years old.
I have this great ninety 9 problems tweet.
The therapist said my wife is bipolar.
I told him she's cold on any continent.
Taylor Swift recently moved to New York inspiring her new single "Welcome to New York".
I can't wait for the break up.
When will they learn? You can't pray the gay away.
You can only pray it'll be more subtle.
Twitter should be an escape, not a destination. http://favstar.fm/users/shanethevein