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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    "PUT ME DOWN!"

    ~ me, to Enterprise® car rental.

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      Shane @shanethevein

    We now live in a society where everything is politically correct except our politics.

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      Shane @shanethevein

    Everyone at McDonald's is calling me boss and I've never felt more disrespected in my life.

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      Shane @shanethevein

    You know what they say about "Unlucky in love" right?

    So all you losers should start gambling.

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      Shane @shanethevein

    I hear they're coming out with a new "Blame me, I voted" sticker.

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      Shane @shanethevein

    182 in Blink 182 is now a combination of their age.

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      Shane @shanethevein

    To be a rebel nowadays you'd have to resist getting a tattoo or piercing apparently.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    Why can't people stay the way they are at the beginning of the relationship?

    Why is that so difficult?

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      Shane @shanethevein

    I don't know if it was Rachel Roy who committed adultery with Jay-Z or if it was someone else but whoever it was is a gold digger.

    He ugly.

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      Shane @shanethevein

    Some people tweet like they're trying to document their life.

    Stop it, you're not that important.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    People are upset at the wrong girl

    Rachael Ray isn't the person Bey is talking about. The only thing Rachael likes blackened is her chicken

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      Shane @shanethevein

    Remember when you asked me to do your podcast, LOL.

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      Shane @shanethevein

    We have Twitter, Beyonce has her music.

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      Shane @shanethevein

    People giving me crap for liking Prince, even though I haven't listened to his music this year.

    When's the last time you spoke to your mom?

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      Shane @shanethevein

    I've been trying to curtail my use of Twitter with real life but real life keeps pushing me back.

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      Shane @shanethevein

    There's no business like hoe business.

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      Shane @shanethevein

    "What's up nigga!"

    ~ some 12 year old white kid, every time I log into Xbox live.

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      Shane @shanethevein

    "Tijuana?"

    ~ some dude to Tila Tequila right now probably

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      Shane @shanethevein

    I never worry if someone else has tweeted the same thing.

    I care more if I've tweeted it before.

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      Shane @shanethevein

    I have to work tomorrow.

    What's the point of going home? I should just stay here.

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