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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    The love of my life is probably death.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    I wonder if a cannibal has ever skipped meals?

    Like in hopscotch or something.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    Most of you are in a clique here and don't even know it.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    I'm "Sweep the leg" years old.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    The last time I was nice to somebody it cost me a house and a monthly alimony payment.

    Fuck that.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    One of my suppliers, named Juan, is persistent. Only one here he doesn't bother is also named Juan.

    I guess it takes Juan to "No" Juan.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    Nice boobs.

    Did they come with a warranty?

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    My wife says I'm condescending.

    I said you would know.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    I hate when I have to dumb my jokes down for you guys.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    Bradley Manning has officially changed his name to Chelsea Manning.

    The only thing different is he now has to sit down when he Wiki-Leaks.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    In Europe "Holiday" means vacation, but for a whole month

    In America "Holiday" means vacation, but just the day

    I prefer the metric system

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    No, I don't want you to send me an email notification that I talked to you.

    I'm talking to you as we speak, I know I talked to you.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    My skin growths are now asking for an allowance.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    After reading your tweets I see you're emotionally bankrupt too.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    That feeling you get when you're wrong? Remorse, apologetic, angry, nonchalant?

    That's who you really are.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    You can't argue with a woman.

    I mean you can, but it'd be pointless.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    What? No one told me it was Earth Day.

    Congratulations. You look good for being older than dirt.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    If you think my typos are bad you should see my kid's.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    My sub-tweet may be what I think of you but it's still about me, it's always about me.

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  • shanethevein
      Shane @shanethevein

    Haven't heard anything from Adele in a while.

    She must be happy.

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