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"PUT ME DOWN!"
~ me, to Enterprise® car rental.
We now live in a society where everything is politically correct except our politics.
Everyone at McDonald's is calling me boss and I've never felt more disrespected in my life.
You know what they say about "Unlucky in love" right?
So all you losers should start gambling.
I hear they're coming out with a new "Blame me, I voted" sticker.
182 in Blink 182 is now a combination of their age.
To be a rebel nowadays you'd have to resist getting a tattoo or piercing apparently.
Why can't people stay the way they are at the beginning of the relationship?
Why is that so difficult?
I don't know if it was Rachel Roy who committed adultery with Jay-Z or if it was someone else but whoever it was is a gold digger.
Some people tweet like they're trying to document their life.
Stop it, you're not that important.
People are upset at the wrong girl
Rachael Ray isn't the person Bey is talking about. The only thing Rachael likes blackened is her chicken
Remember when you asked me to do your podcast, LOL.
We have Twitter, Beyonce has her music.
People giving me crap for liking Prince, even though I haven't listened to his music this year.
When's the last time you spoke to your mom?
I've been trying to curtail my use of Twitter with real life but real life keeps pushing me back.
There's no business like hoe business.
"What's up nigga!"
~ some 12 year old white kid, every time I log into Xbox live.
~ some dude to Tila Tequila right now probably
I never worry if someone else has tweeted the same thing.
I care more if I've tweeted it before.
I have to work tomorrow.
What's the point of going home? I should just stay here.
Twitter should be an escape, not a destination. http://favstar.fm/users/shanethevein/recent
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