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We have a swear jar at work. After I cussed they said "A dollar" then pointed to a jar full of money
First time I've ever been paid to cuss
Thanks to the ever funny @robfee @robfee for the Mandatory love. #FF
Being honest or nice should never be regarded as a flaw in someone's personality.
I hate you people sometimes.
Saying you're under followed on Twitter is like saying you're under payed on Twitter.
Why do they always refer to gays and lesbians as a community.
It makes us heterosexuals sound homeless.
You can pray for me all you want old lady.
You can't have me.
I'm not drinking on a Wednesday night.
I'm studying for Friday.
Where original thought goes to be stolen.
Every song is about hate or love.
And sometimes both.
Time isn't money, it's Twitter.
Just because I did a joke about it, it still doesn't make it funny.
(in my best Bill Cosby voice) The word of the year is "Vape" my dear. "Vape", not "Rape". Zip zop zoobity bop.
Listen guys, don't ignore it.
It won't just go away.
Funny how you never hear women ask each other if they prefer blondes or brunettes.
They ask things like is he cute and does he have a job?
I can't even make a joke about the Cosby situation.
There's nothing funny about it.
If this world is going to Hell it's going to be a really short trip.
Don't you hate when you buy a $100K car then the very next month the new year model comes out.
Why me God, whyyyyy?!
Just when you thought you were safe.
Twitter now allows you search for any tweet ever sent.
I was tired of being married anyways.
Twitter should be an escape, not a destination. http://favstar.fm/users/shanethevein