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Why is everyone saying happy Canada day?
Like there's a sad Canadian day.
Her ~ What kind of man are you?
Me ~ (slowly) A hu-man?
Hahaha, Favstar is locking your top tweet if you're not Pro?
Don't they know that's the most common tweet that people delete?
2 girls (soccer teams)
1 (world) cup
Congrats to the US women for making the finals.
Just got home from work to catch the last minute of World Cup.
I hope the finals are in primetime and the girls wear tighter shorts.
Instead of paying my employees for Saturday & making them work Friday I'm giving em the day off & working it myself.
Because I'm American.
The world is in debt. The environment is shit. Religion is gay. Have a nice day.
My views on politics is like gay sex,
A law was passed banning lead in bullets for use in hunting.
So I'm guessing it's still cool for murder.
I understand about the judges but I bet it's hard for Superior bailiffs and Superior stenographers to keep their egos in check.
When I was a teen we didn't have social media.
We used drugs to work out our problems.
You are what you retweet.
Wait, the BET Awards isn't about gambling?
Remember that Seinfeld episode "Sponge worthy"?
Well I used to have a similar saying for women called "Tongue worthy".
I have a splitting headache and I don't know if it's from this hangover, only 3 hours of sleep or because my wife is yelling at me.
All the anger in the world isn't worth one second of sadness.
I had a very nice with my kids
..... at their grandparents.
I heard that Pizza Hut came out with a hotdog pizza.
Is it called the Costco?
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