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I just a sign advertising solar power running on electricity.
If I was high right now my mind would be blown.
Who named it 'one night stand' instead of 'pregnancy test'?
Is foreplay between 4 lesbians called octopussy?
Lmfao at cell phone companies with their unlimited talk.
Big girls get really excited at the club when Anaconda comes on but I don't think they noticed the lyrics "little in the middle".
How come you guys didn't call Drake a sellout for doing Ice Age like you did when Vanilla Ice did Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Although I don't condone the actions of Ray Rice it isn't fair that the league lets Adrian Peterson play because he was raised with abuse.
I miss the old Twitter.
When people had breakdowns when someone stole their tweets and then people actually cared about their breakdown.
Sometimes no news is bad news if you live in a communist country.
Being a designated driver sucks.
Not only can you not drink but then you get heckled by drunks.
Rappers and Country music stars are really good at puns.
Apparently running backs in the NFL like to hit as much as they like to get hit.
I'm like the Energizer bunny of drinking.
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