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Haters gonna eat.
What? They are.
The problem with assumptions is it's what you're thinking, not what they're thinking.
I'm always on the lookout for the next Mrs Take.
My grandfather had better jokes than you people, and he gave the best validation.
That didn't sound right.
Remember what conservatives thought about gays marrying 20 years ago?
Well gays are going to think that about marriage 20 years from now.
When people, searching for validation, are recruited for terrorism on the Internet I think to myself ~ Twitter isn't that bad.
I remember when I first started here I used to thank people for following me.
Hahaha, what a newbie.
Twitter just asked me to twittercide.
They need room for the new recruits.
You guys sure do talk a lot of trash for someone sitting under my ass most of the day.
I'm "Waiting for the World Premier of Michael Jackson's video" years old.
I came so hard, she left ~ a memoir
Twitter is love.
I asked my mom what love is and she said
"Love is when you're addicted to an idiot"
Be careful if she says she wants you inside her.
She might be a cannibal.
There's got to be more to life than drunk tweeting on a Friday night.
My wife wants me to shave my beard so I can grow a mustache for Movember.
I said I will you will.
That got her to leave me alone.
I bet when negative people get stuck in traffic they're all like "Yeah, this is my jam!"
Some of you need to thank Satan it's Friday.
The only upset that came from last night's game are my feelings.
Oh, you're an asshole?
Twitter should be an escape, not a destination. http://favstar.fm/users/shanethevein