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Is there a notification if someone removes you from a list?
If so, I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah. RIP Twitter.
How about your life though?
Ice Cube always sounds like he's yelling.
It's not a typo if my phone did it.
Some how, some way, our path led us to where we are today because of sex.
Kevin Hart has been around forever. I don't know why you guys think he's funny all of a sudden? He still sucks.
I don't feel sorry for women that turn into cat ladies.
I feel bad for the cats.
I told you election years suck.
I miss when my kids were younger and amazed at everything I did.
Now they're older and question everything I say.
Even with all the snakes, lions, elephants and hippos I think the deadliest things out of Africa are the diseases.
Sometimes I'll start a fight with my wife just to make her feel better.
I don't mind if a guy wants to look like a girl. I just don't like it when they're attractive.
My phone likes to accidentally call all the wrong people.
I like morning traffic better than afternoon traffic.
Twitter is like a reality show for comedians.
Your girlfriend looks like she sucks a mean dick.
Not yours though.
I love America. It's the only country where you can be born poor and become rich.
And then poor again.
I don't know why people have such a hard time with apologizing.
Just pretend your name is Sorry.
"Hi, I'm Sorry. How are you?".
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