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why isn't there an arrested development inspired IPA titled "hop ons"
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS. AND OCTOBER AND NOVEMBER AND DECEMBER AND SO ON ETCETERA. Hashtag nap life.
Why the fuck isn't stomache a word yet? Cut out the fucking middle syllable/man.
i hate when people say pacifically instead of specifically. as opposed to fucking what, atlantically?
why do people go to the internet to pander for prayers? people have buildings for that shit. fuck outta here.
creative work is like mortal kombat. uphill battles, always having to work at it or you fucking suck, and then fucking fighting yourself.
holy fuck. it's 2013. there will be new arrested development episodes. i don't even give a fuck if they're shitty.
Pretty sure my midlife crisis will be catching up from season one to whatever season The Simpson's will be at by then.
Apparently ice cream is more popular in the summer than winter. Fuck fair weather fans.
Twice I've caught myself eating Doritos in my underwear in bed at 3 am this week, and both times I thought "Life: I'm fucking killing it."
like, a back to the future fan kills himself in his delorean in 2015 with the note "no hoverboards"
Chipotle two days in a row. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Have you ever seen a man buy a fedora at target? Put it in a basket with your call of duty t.
It's not fair Chelyabinsk, Russia gets an EarthBound/Mother 2 remake and we don't.
Just saw Die Hard for the first time today. Beat the first dungeon of Legend of Zelda on NES this past week. I'm so fucking behind on life.
big boi has a track featuring jai paul. i hope it's an actual feature and not a sample
it's absurd that i can only fall asleep to either futurama or star wars.
bacteria was discovered that makes 24k gold. so, gold just became worthless. sorry, american economy.
If your memories of the postal service concern being in a car while still being a teen, same here.