JOB: the noun tht verbs your world

is retired. I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today.

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." ... The Dark Knight #quote

‘lie until you believe your lie.’ - Goebbels #quote

"We're all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils" - Kanye West #quote

Prof. Kamat to class before exam ""I have thirty years of experience in setting question papers.You have twenty, of answering it. Good luck"

Be the person you would like to meet.

A lot of fun  http://www.funswitcher.com/ 

Half the country is starving to death and they want to ban porn.

If all else fails there can always be a Dance Off. That ll teach the Congress some manners.

discoveries happen when you don't read the instructions

You are not BORED. You are BORING.

Guilty or not, I think we should use this opportunity wisely and get rid of #Sreesanth once and for all.

Fuck off Spinners, let the country have a good time for a while.

Sometimes my whole life seems like a 'why did I come into this room for' moment

Experience:Bombs followed by an earthquake. Lesson: Human hatred isn't worth it. Reminder:How small we r in the scheme of things #earthquake

FaceBook should come up with a tool to filter OUT wedding posts from timelines. #mylastattemptsatsavinghumanity

@ruhi_rupeee @blueeyedbong If you have made an error in selection, then only God knows what we have done. Rt ? @veenkut

Tell me why the stars do shine,
Tell me why the ivy twines,
Tell me what makes skies so blue,
And I'll tell y…  http://tmblr.co/ZCqZdxdwXUoo 

“A gentleman allows a lady to maintain her fictions.” - Captain Jack Sparrow #quote