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American out of office: "I'm on vacation but will check email hourly. Reach me on my mobile."
European: "I am unavailable until September."
☑️ Crying 6 year old
☑️ Remorseful 8 year old
☑️ Me googling "how to stop Minecraft forest fire"
I'm in a meeting right now talking about a possible future for Windows Live Writer. I think 20k RTs of this would help.
If you retweet this, #IntelAndroid will donate $1 per RT
https://software.intel.com/sites/android-field-guide/#4 … up to $45,000. Can we get 45k RTs to Help Kids Code?
Twitter needs to spend less time dicking around with photo sharing and more time making older tweets findable. RT if you agree.
"Usernames cannot end with a space."
You had the time to code that error message, but not the time to call trim()?
An engineer walks into a bar and orders 1.0E20 root beers.
Bartender: "That's a root beer float."
Engineer: "Make it a double."
The Floppy Disk Icon means "save" for a whole generation of people who have never seen one.
Wife: "How was your day?"
Me: "I'm using Grunt to automate NuGet creation for AngularJS."
Wife: "But will that scale?"
Me: "Well played."
HTTPS & SSL doesn't mean "trust this." It means "this is private." You may be having a private conversation with Satan.
And then Jesus said, when I get back, I'd better not see any eggs. I don't care what you do, paint 'em, hide 'em, just get rid of them.
I have seen the glorious future of the Internet of Things, and it is a 2 hour firmware update for the wi-fi light bulbs in my house. O_O
The real win here is that I don't have to learn Objective-C. I've successfully waited a language out.
Programming isn't a good job for folks who aren't interested in constant learning.
I was thinking to do a TwitchTV live stream of me coding, but no one wants to see me Google, then StackOverflow, then cry alone in my room.
Windows 10, because 7 8 9.
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