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American out of office: "I'm on vacation but will check email hourly. Reach me on my mobile."
European: "I am unavailable until September."
☑️ Crying 6 year old
☑️ Remorseful 8 year old
☑️ Me googling "how to stop Minecraft forest fire"
Twitter needs to spend less time dicking around with photo sharing and more time making older tweets findable. RT if you agree.
An engineer walks into a bar and orders 1.0E20 root beers.
Bartender: "That's a root beer float."
Engineer: "Make it a double."
I'm in a meeting right now talking about a possible future for Windows Live Writer. I think 20k RTs of this would help.
The Floppy Disk Icon means "save" for a whole generation of people who have never seen one.
HTTPS & SSL doesn't mean "trust this." It means "this is private." You may be having a private conversation with Satan.
And then Jesus said, when I get back, I'd better not see any eggs. I don't care what you do, paint 'em, hide 'em, just get rid of them.
I have seen the glorious future of the Internet of Things, and it is a 2 hour firmware update for the wi-fi light bulbs in my house. O_O
Wife: "How was your day?"
Me: "I'm using Grunt to automate NuGet creation for AngularJS."
Wife: "But will that scale?"
Me: "Well played."
The real win here is that I don't have to learn Objective-C. I've successfully waited a language out.
Programming isn't a good job for folks who aren't interested in constant learning.
Windows 10, because 7 8 9.
"I'm using regular HTTP to take credit card orders on my site, so this big SSL bug doesn't affect me, right?"
You know what I'd like to see from #NewNewTwitter? The ability to search for tweets OLDER THAN AN HOUR. Retweet that, friends.
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