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Hey guys, just using twitter to argue weak/flawed logic with atheists I trolled. Next target: scientology (because it'll require research)
Me:"Follower count report, #1!" #1:(me w/squeaky vox) "Stable at 47, sir" Me: "Steady as she goes #1." #1:(squeaky vox) "Aye, Aye Cap'n!"
Found out today that my sister has a twilight inspired wolf tramp stamp. Says beautiful wolf below it in French, life is a hilarious joke.
I call man wearing a horse-head mask and a diaper full of swiss army knives to the stand. I rest my case.
Do a ollie or some kickflips #coolcrime
Hey #atheists, God reigns supreme, women shouldn't be allowed to vote, and dinosaurs and man never lived at the same time #2truths&aLIE
Being a stay at home dad is like living with a tiny crippled version of me from college. She's always drinking, puking, crying or shitting.
Soulful swaying titties crooning black millipedes into oblivion.
Hey assholes, were you aware that EVERY SINGLE BUSINESS is REQUIRED BY LAW to give you free cake if it's your birthday? #themoreyouuknow
Sorry twitter, I've been busy starting my hair(y Potter)-metal band. It's called Whitesnape. *sponsored tweet* click here for a free iPad.
I'm grumpin all back through e’eryone I'm followin’ Sartre, can go get on the loot harhar right.