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I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.
a woman on the internet is claiming to be having an affair with the president of Israel. I read that her and Benjamin met on yahoo.
The knickers are red,
My vagina's gone blue,
They're far too tight,
But I'll wear them for you.
Fell asleep in an open hymn book today. *Facepsalm*
I don't mean to be pessimistic, but I don't think this big society thing is going quite as well as it was expected to.
Can't we sell Piers Morgan too?
When cyber bullies pick on me I always put up a brave font.
A pair of my tights have fallen out of my sons sport bag. He'd better be a fucking burglar...
Just answered the door to a guy who tried to get me to change what kind of bread I buy. Bloody hovis witnesses.