So i got hacked and deleted. Pls star and retweet so i can get my friends back.

They say if u shake it more than twice you playing with it. But im being sued for sexual harrasment now

Wouldn’t it be fun to watch a rihno poacher be set on fire and help put it out with a hammer?

Finally i can buy my new iphone. Been saving for it forever. So suck it guys im getting the iphone2.

The fastest way to get your wifes attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

I finally found my balls today. My wife hid them 9years ago.

cyberbullies? want it to stop? block button. or cut of the internet. problem solved. real life bullies? we have guns for that.

boobs is a proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

im naked! im naked! ok im not but i got ur attention.

#ff @tinkerbell_ @tat6277 @just_lee_ @randybaston @thetoxicwaster @skyfallcarroll @swbelieves @beeeplee @chopper4jk @tj_whitehead

#FF @notjpo @november17 @ophoenix1 @pinky_0917 @piplips @professor_ryan @rrrivers17 @sabrinakay8 @shoutinggoddess @smuttercup

#FF @lil_dead_girl_ @littleharmonica @luckymuppet @mediocrechick @mothpete @mrsgoose69 @mstarrv @naughtytink_ @nobeardryan @noluckwanted

#ff @fuckatherapist @missch3zza @mrsgoose69 @lollyramz @shoutinggoddess @1evilidiot @cm2btthd @_wastedtalent @california_rip_ @doody902

#FF @dosiedoe @ghetto_trophy @hunterfatstacks @ibreastfeeddads @imdeank @jdotcomma @justthetip89 @kesiahosking @kittysaysmeeow @liebshen

Quick! sleep with me, I'll explain later.

so now im gonna start redoing all my old tweets. and my ex's.

#ff @gottabewiser @peterurawhore @bitchingme @sabrinakay8 @clearlyunwell @luckymuppet @lindseyjane01 @kreefalicious @professor_ryan

#ff @thecameltoe_ @noluckwanted @ardentlymexd @nadz35 @piplips @liebshen @2sassymom @briannabrabble @wrstew55 @bronkostone @notjpo

Anyone mapped out all theese stars in twitterverse yet? Can i be the sun? Everything revolves around me already

i used to be terrified about paedophiles... then i grew up