@mooseallain Last week at work for an insurance company I pronounced "Robotham" (row-bow-tham) as "Robot Ham". She didn't mind.

@profanityswan The Warburtons, they used to leave a load of bread out for the birds. Front and back garden.

@mooseallain What's with the tiny o? Is it a watermark to catch out joke thieves?

You know that bit in Watchmen when Dr Manhattan no longer feels he has a stake in humanity? That is how I feel when I watch #takemeout.

@ryanqnorth It wouldn't show up in pictures...

@mooseallain RT Feldman

@stumblebee Bumpledick Funkybunch was a Harry Potter character. Worked at the Ministry of Magic if I remember correct.

The average Frasier scene has more doors opening and closing than a chase sequence from Scooby Doo.

Anyone else see "RIP Barney Bush" trending and think it referred to @sonicboomsix? #RipBarneyBoomSix

Remember, remember, something or other, Flashdance, treacle or spots. #nov5th

Are normal tweeters able to do promoted tweets? I have some tweets about caffeine dependency and pooing that must reach a wider audience.

Just heard a coworker wish a Muslim guy "Happy Christmas" for the end of Ramadan.

@mooseallain Your cat tweeted that ages ago.

I'm retiring my use of "Electric Boogaloo" as my go-to when naming sequels. It's just you and me now, "Pig In The City".

Have they got him in custard-y?

(cc @walshie409) RT @lettersofnote: Green Day's frontman replies to a complaint letter in 1996: http://bit.ly/ka3afE

@stumblebee Purple.

Women are from Venus, Biker Mice from Mars.

@badastronomer @cmdr_hadfield I'm up for keeping him up there MST3K style.

@zanphee It'll all be worth it when that one man with a camcorder puts it away and staring at his hands, sobs uncontrollably with guilt.