@sickpics I laugh cuz your pictures are so gross.
Then I think:
Those are real people With families and a future...




Then I laugh harder.

“@uberfacts: On average women stare in the mirror 38 times a day.” then there's me avoiding it as much as possible

Dying to try this now ghfgnffkhejitg RT @uberfacts: Pepto-Bismol turns into chunks of metal when lit with a blowtorch.

Hey there delilah whats it like in your vagina youre a thounsand miles away but girl id like to get inside ya

@lanadelg4y you were in my dream last night and I can't fathom why

dear lomey idk what's going on but you're amazing and I love you @niggiminaj

@byng0wingz id rather lick my own penis than somebody else's tbh

the sweetest thing ever RT @countf4gula: the baby saw my scars & said "sissy owie!" and then kissed then said "all better, sissy okay."

She shouldnt be allowed to breed RT @fatalshipwreck: NO FUCKING WAY O__O RT @kaewolf: i can't believe snooki's pregnant.

@madiisaurrr excuse me you're absolute fucking adorable and stunningly gorgeous so chin up lovely x

“@uberfacts: A kiss on Valentine’s Day is said to bring good luck all year.” fuck.

FUCKING. YES. OMG. RT @ithinkthisway_: If I could do a back flip you'd know it because that's how I would exit every room.

@pewpewpizza vas alli, no me gustale. It means go over there, I don't like him.

“@uberfacts: In an average day, your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises. #UberFacts” LMFAO WHAT?!?!

Oh my dear mother of fuck, have my boobs ever been this swollen.

@jessissogreat it's funny when people constantly complain they're ugly and "hate" every picture of themselves but post like 8 every day

My bf is completely whipped and he doesnt even care xD

Me and hunter decided it would be entirely enjoyable to beat people up in a rave. You would always be on beat. Lmao

I took a really long shower guys

this is patrick RT @madiisaurrr: no RT @baileecerveny: @danyelefanz is this Madi