“@everyword: skirret” aka skillet in Japanese

“@louisvirtel: The Vatican released a puff of black smoke today, which means the new pope is trying to look cool at a party.”

Based off of the commercials that are playing, this channel probably thinks I am an overweight lobster-loving male who struggles w/taxes

@jaemarley black/latino killers "menace to society", white ones "severely mentally ill"

@mountainlex yum I think maybe actually idk who am I

“@gselevator: #1: The Ritz Carlton is the Ralph Lauren of hotels. It's great, until you stay at a real hotel.” #omg

@arigillam Shots fired

#schoolmemories the relaxed atmosphere of the parking lot by the tennis courts in the morning lol

Id offer you breakfast, but you didn't make any

#ICantDateSomeone who uses wide ruled paper

the tarzan soundtrack put itself on repeat ok

Next time you start complaining about life just think about how much worse it could be if spiders could fly okay

@jaemarley stop freezin