Just updated the @drdre, @trent_reznor, @charlieclouser and @dannylohner picture on @ninwiki into full colour http://j.mp/oPmyiG

First taste of the score for Dragon Tattoo? http://j.mp/njYoQp @ninhotline @ninarmy

If @rob_sheridan was a photojournalist, I think this is what would happen http://t.co/IWzCbEex

Hey America: when an unarmed black guy was killed by cops in London, we rioted for a week. Learn from us.

Oh god no RT @theindynews: Assange: 'I am – like all hackers – a little bit autistic'. http://t.co/AEjOLien

Google's calculator won't solve 9/11, but will solve similar fractions.

Once, a man complained about socialism. But then I shot him, and there were no police as he didn't believe in paying for them. #happyending

@celestialbeard is a big omelette just called an omel

@celestialbeard nerds are breeding http://t.co/FjkAbGp8

People hate on @nickelback, but no matter what they're music's like, at least they don't PUNCH WOMEN IN THE FACE. @chrisbrown

If you watch Pimp My Ride backwards, you see Xzibit removes things from cars to make them more socially acceptable, whilst minimizing weight

@tinaodarby I'm tweeting from windows 1.0

@celestialbeard because I know you may have doubt about how evil reddit is http://t.co/qVp0vntq

@tinaodarby if you were a robot http://t.co/Ysge8HPA

True irony: @amazon doesn't have a Brazillian website.

Atheists believe they must tell everyone whenever they donate that they are Atheists, and are better than others for donating without faith.

Did you know that cooking a steak well done is the worst crime anyone can commit

RT if you don't know how to RT

@daanando Life is just compressed energy being aware that it is compressed energy

she dead Rt @breakingnewsuk: The Queen breaks with tradition by missing a Sunday church service at her Sandringham estate; no reason given