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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    Gift @sheisewe Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    "OM OM OM!" - Transcendental Cookie Monster

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    I don't buy fast food, but if you are coming over to my house, you should definately bring some.

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    I keep forgeting to smoke pot.

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    Hey Australia, since you are raptured first, please live-tweet it. I can't stand the suspense. *kisses*

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    Olive Garden is a good restaurant. - Person who has never been to a decent restaurant.

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    And really, where else could you pal-around with and joke with complete strangers. Twitter is truly extraordinary.

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    I can't help but love the fact that some of the most explicit tweets come from the most sweet and innocent avis. I love the contrast.

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    Wild flowers picked on a country road, beats a dozen roses any day.

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    I've killed every fly in the house, except one. Now I am worried the last fly will be lonely. My empathy knows no bounds... and I suck.

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    I just gave someone a mercy star fuck. Pathetic cries for attention get me every time.

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    I beg of you, forgive my spelling everyday all day.

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    I like you sooo much more when I am ovulating.

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    My computer would work better if I turned it off.

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    Well, at least my fat pants fit.

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    It would be better if Sarah Palin inserted a giant butt plug in her mouth. #bedazzled

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    People are already complaining about the cold. This year I plan to ignore the cold like a fucking superhero. Yep. Until I get cold.

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    The ASPCA is clearly not doing enough to stop the abuse of spirit animals.

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    My thoughts have typos. :I

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  • sheisewe
      Claudia @sheisewe

    E. Coli is organic, right?

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I stencil words of judgement on my ewes. Farmer, artist, mother, vertigo expert. UW and KU alum

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