Getting a lot of mileage out of the word "multiple" today

I myself have put on and removed a decorative diadem MULTIPLE times this evening but no one seems to notice.

@thebenshow like a cat that's trying so hard with its dead birds

@pftompkins I've thrown it into the sea where it belongs

We cud finally all get sushi RT @ericdadadourian: I want to go on record if @blakegriffin32 joined Lakers I would never be sad ever again

My GERD is verrry precocious for its age.

I have been dumped by two kids wearing a trench coat on MULTIPLE occasions.

Never get high and think you see a bug.

You guys know when you can't think of a word then you remember it and feel just good and happy and whole? I just did that with "Klingon."

@randazzoj this show has truly aged me beyond my years

422 people on the Enterprise and the captain and first officer beam down for every mission no matter how dangerous

My sisters comments on Man of Steel are better than mine  https://vine.co/v/hBI5FwWOUx0 

I will cut my children out of the will if they ever call me on the phone.

How many episodes of Star Trek am I going to have to skip because I've seen them too many times?

@electrolemon @christhayersays I'm thinking TO fathers musically. My dad hates I can't play guitar, but isn't happy about rhcp's direction

@christhayersays what's the algorithm if you factor in dads?

The only thing I can hope for in life is to be less of a disappointment than The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

@jordanpeele "and I called to the cabbie go home, lock your doors. Pack a bag and wait for my call."

I thought they read tiny books on Star Trek but watching now turns out they're little sets of slides. Bummed out. Thinking of going outside.

I'll never be an expendable crew member on the original Star Trek so what's the point.