@miltbiketech @peterserraino @iknowurthere @vitalrockstudio @pamela7220 @craftyasfolk @deenasjoint @amhaunted @fuzzywhitetech Thanks, Milt.

@cali_kid_mike The look on his face must have been priceless when he realized he was now the proud owner of a bunch of midget porn.

@cali_kid_mike So, you basically asked him if he wanted to see your package? LMAO!

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains." ~Shakira

@genericwahlberg @kimberlyrackley @mocharismatic @shreddiemercury Thank you, Eric. Dinner's at 8. Bring your face.

@reminouskus @lynne_kelly_ @wideglide96 @sableflare @alucardsdream I've "red", white & blued your shit & haven't left yet... Lol!

@joyof_fishin @thatkyboi @frgvnssmission @onecentdotus @peteszone @65rage @juldawg @lisadliguori @ffhelper Thank you, Joy!

@genericwahlberg I obviously have good taste, because I follow you! Thanks for the shoutout & be sure to have yourself a wonderful weekend!

@genericwahlberg @cherianne91 @kimberlyrackley Thanks for sharing, Eric! Now, I'll never look at James Earl Jones the same, again. LOL!

@genericwahlberg Sometimes we laugh so hard the tears run down our legs...lol.

Happy New Year! @bamagirl808 @jennifermaster1 @garylfjr @genericwahlberg @robkixx @ian_ips @kazper81 @joeyphilbeck @darknessradio

@genericwahlberg Thank you, Eric! Merry Fucking Christmas!

“@scottgruenwald: I took a naked picture of myself and I smiled” I took a naked pic of myself and cried. Well, 1st I laughed then I cried.

@scottgruenwald @paranorml_junke That does including shipping, right?

@paranorml_junke @scottgruenwald Jupiter's Cock!

@cali_kid_mike Word on the street is that you never go back.

@__ashleighmarie @ian_ips They got passion in their pants and they ain't afraid to show it.

Going a day without music is like going a lifetime without sex. It's just not natural.

@scottgruenwald But you would have made such a good Laura Ingalls.

@ctchandler247 I like to retweet your retweets.