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  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    I detest being marginalized. I prefer to be lightly buttered.

    • 764
    • FAVS
    balkattebTheRealRHBSoulCaddieallthingspoeticstillsomedumguy__JoshuaLCooper1whatadame42Axenbane
    • 272
    • RETWEETS
    BartoGeoTheRealRHBstillsomedumguy__deadpan_happyAxenbanefusedudeScott_A_GilmoreRobcompoop__
    curlymalloylvvzzMikeSchismBSeanRoss
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    I'm extremely grateful that spiders don't scream back.

    • 547
    • FAVS
    Miya_is_mefusedudeGoogly_Eyes_BookisherBunnyBeenToHellPalcarlitosvilchisStaccato_GirlSavedbyJesus13
    • 435
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudeaaileen03victoriaann_leannna_daniisweetfreak86sarah_arroligaBluee_MelodyyWendiwolf
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    A blind gymnast walks into a bar...

    • 554
    • FAVS
    mattheroldbalkattebSoulCaddieTheRealRHBallthingspoeticstillsomedumguy__fusedudeRobcompoop__
    • 171
    • RETWEETS
    TheRealRHBstillsomedumguy__KatarinaFofusedudeAlyssa_Jolie__drwife2__Just_A_Guy72b_my_hero
    pesterbotCmdrBupkis________
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    Twitter is a riddle inside an enigma wrapped in a colossal timesuck.

    • 330
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    so_amusedfusedudeBeenToHellPalJaneBadallRobcompoop__squirrel74wkgnJCordova3BlotterMonkey
    • 194
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudefavstar_historyRobcompoop__ckretmsagedrwife2__hollywood_95_69ginger_xtc__BeasteeB
    drwife2__
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    PLEASE don't be brutally frank with me... It's better for me when you're savagely jonathan.

    • 413
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    stillsomedumguy__fusedudeBeenToHellPalScott_A_GilmoreDramaFreeBubbleSgtPantsHaterRobcompoop__squirrel74wkgn
    • 95
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudeBeenToHellPalScott_A_GilmoreSgtPantsHaterRobcompoop__WheelToddrwife2__SleepingSuspect
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    Smoking and drinking immoderately can take years off one's life. Thank god it's off the BACK end.

    • 297
    • FAVS
    stillsomedumguy__fusedudeDramaFreeBubblegbobinaRobcompoop__WheelTodJCordova3BlotterMonkey
    • 58
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudeRobcompoop__Alyssa_Jolie__Galations__2_20pcaryshelton______incognitojamsalamingiadrwife2__
    thehubrist
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    "It's what's on the INSIDE that counts." -inarticulate mechanical engineer, explaining how a calculator works

    • 271
    • FAVS
    fusedudeRobcompoop__WheelTodJCordova3RichardProctorShaistaJustindrwife2__Lakeoconeebldr____
    • 73
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudeRobcompoop__Alyssa_Jolie__drwife2__AceAgentMayhemPirate_nurse______benittto2Favstar250
    KoomKing
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    Does this stress make my ass look fat?

    • 205
    • FAVS
    DickstractedashhhbrookefusedudeDramaFreeBubblesquirrel74wkgnIamtheGrimace____JCordova3BlotterMonkey
    • 123
    • RETWEETS
    DickstractedfusedudeAlyssa_Jolie__AceAgentMayhemPirate_nurse______TheAlexP_4kidscrazy______SLorenzen62
    curlymalloy
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    TO-DO LIIST:
    1. Pay bills
    2. Feed cat
    3. Tend to azaleas
    4. Smoke meth
    5. Do dishes
    8. Do dishes
    2. Uh-oh
    R. Buy more dishes
    7. Eat cat
    6. Q

    • 231
    • FAVS
    ashhhbrookefusedudeScott_A_GilmoreDramaFreeBubbleToastburglarRobcompoop__squirrel74wkgnWheelTod
    • 79
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudeScott_A_GilmoreRobcompoop__MACs_BRAINAndyAsAdjectivePirate_nurse______leswhitmoreiresurfaced__
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    After giving it lots of thought & careful consideration, I've decided that my 2012 New Year's resolution is 640 x 480.

    • 207
    • FAVS
    fusedudeBeenToHellPalScott_A_GilmoreCalWarnersquirrel74wkgnJCordova3BlotterMonkeyckretmsage
    • 52
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudeScott_A_GilmoreMACs_BRAINleswhitmoreiresurfaced___4kidscrazy______IGoByElJayBeefcakeOrtizA
    jeff_ratfamily____
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    The first rule of Nihilist Club isn't.

    • 180
    • FAVS
    GreeneyedMofofusedudeScott_A_Gilmoresquirrel74wkgnLerkyBleuFin__________WheelTodJCordova3
    • 61
    • RETWEETS
    GreeneyedMofofusedudeWheelTodAsh_Paul77Pomegrenede__MrSandeepPiresurfaced__Scigglez__________
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    On occasion, I can't help but wonder if we'd like each other this much if we were given another 40 characters to work with...

    • 188
    • FAVS
    DickstractedfusedudeBeenToHellPalScott_A_Gilmorehassanaqeel2squirrel74wkgnJCordova3BlotterMonkey
    • 48
    • RETWEETS
    DickstractedfusedudeBeenToHellPala_olivia4212Scigglez__________LauraDurziVeeV07MrSandeepP
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    Hold the fuck up: I did NOT just watch a Viagra commercial showing an old-ish cowboy with a knowing grin loading a horse into a trailer... ?

    • 191
    • FAVS
    mattheroldfusedudesquirrel74wkgnJCordova3BlotterMonkeyThat_Damn_DuckhirojesusTheMichaelRock
    • 37
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudeScigglez__________JaccaTrixie__SleepingSuspectShootGangMembrshmcpherson17lotocoti__________MelvinofYork
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    I drive a Hummer with a license-plate frame that says "I don't do oral"... I'm ironic like that.

    • 195
    • FAVS
    Scott_A_GilmorebeersudsfusedudeDramaFreeBubbleCalWarnersquirrel74wkgnJCordova3BlotterMonkey
    • 24
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudecrackupchipmysteryteacheriresurfaced__IGoByElJayBeefcakeOrtizASaraESpiveyGoodBadThing
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    Chivalry is NOT entirely dead; it's napping on my couch with an empty Natty Light in his hand, snoring like a motherfucker.

    • 170
    • FAVS
    fusedudeScott_A_GilmoreTinkerbell_WheelTodJCordova3BlotterMonkeyRichardProctorScigglez__________
    • 32
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudeLakeoconeebldr____iresurfaced__IGoByElJayLowellGuitarGodBaylorsevansSaraESpiveypaigeofmylife____
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    "Wisteria" doesn't SOUND like flowers. "Wisteria" sounds like a purulent infection you get after hooking up with an ex you still yearn for.

    • 150
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    fusedudeScott_A_GilmoreWheelTodJCordova3BlotterMonkeyLamplifiedhirojesusTheMichaelRock
    • 32
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudeScott_A_GilmoreBlotterMonkeyiresurfaced__RichHarris2IGoByElJaySaraESpiveydoovus
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    I'd gladly help someone find their way out of this BDSM dungeon, but I'm afraid my hands are tied...

    • 160
    • FAVS
    mattheroldfusedudeFriskyandFeistysnickuouskwirkyKerriScott_A_Gilmoresquirrel74wkgnLerky
    • 22
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudesnickuousScott_A_GilmorezacckOSWheelToddjr_102JaynibobsL0RD_BYRON
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    Lord, how I hate being rebuffed. I loooove the initial buffing, typically. Rebuff me, though? Fuck off.

    • 132
    • FAVS
    FaceyspacefusedudeScott_A_Gilmoresquirrel74wkgnJCordova3BlotterMonkeyhirojesusTheMichaelRock
    • 20
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudeScott_A_Gilmoreiresurfaced__FullyEXPOSED13IsThis_Thing_OnSaraESpiveyGypsyOfAthenaTheEpicAsshole
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    Gimme enough trope and I'll always figuratively hang myself.

    • 121
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    EBiggumsfusedudeDramaFreeBubblesquirrel74wkgnBlotterMonkeyScigglez__________hirojesusTheMichaelRock
    • 15
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudepracticetheorySaraESpiveylovebug_00________favstar1000favs_theigirlAthenaMystiqueviolet_heartin
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    "My name is Michelle. I'm a schadenfreude addict. Where's my fucking donut?" -me, at a Schadenfreude Anonymous meeting

    • 122
    • FAVS
    fusedudesquirrel74wkgnBlotterMonkeyProf_PeejayLakeoconeebldr____hirojesusTheMichaelRockmysteryteacher
    • 11
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudeSaraESpiveyfavstar1000favsbeskrajanviolet_heartinimmortaljayeblind_phineasFatFett1
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