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  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    I detest being marginalized. I prefer to be lightly buttered.

    • 791
    • FAVS
    christinalocaBambamVictoriadovilleceKristinAndrenerage_chaoscsmsg1TheCarlosPereroCheeseboy22
    • 291
    • RETWEETS
    KristinAndrenecsmsg1TheCarlosPereroA88AQKentWGrahamRealShaughnsteve_condraartyHannah
    NickC46curlymalloylvvzzMikeSchismBSeanRoss
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    I'm extremely grateful that spiders don't scream back.

    • 575
    • FAVS
    bookwyrm102571SullivansGurlLisaBolekajalasergirl70lykaann_tonicole33SmartassChefthefeelsofsara
    • 466
    • RETWEETS
    SullivansGurlMs_Windlasergirl70mozak74riesypieceyScaryBarbaralykaann_SheikhaS_
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    A blind gymnast walks into a bar...

    • 565
    • FAVS
    BambamVictoriaICountBeanssronyoungtweetsTheSuzieHuntermediumflowannatonoledmc1138FrankSnotra
    • 173
    • RETWEETS
    ronyoungtweetseliserose5__TheRealRHB_foolforu___KatarinaFofusedude__Alyssa_Jolie__drwife2
    pesterbotCmdrBupkis________
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    Twitter is a riddle inside an enigma wrapped in a colossal timesuck.

    • 336
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    ronyoungtweetsdmc1138MentalDV8MrDelFreakyJewrassicLark__eliserose5__so_amusedfusedude__
    • 197
    • RETWEETS
    ronyoungtweetsdmc1138eliserose5__fusedude__favstar_historyRobcompoop__ckretmsagedrwife2
    drwife2
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    PLEASE don't be brutally frank with me... It's better for me when you're savagely jonathan.

    • 415
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    ronyoungtweetsdmc1138_foolforu___fusedude__BeenToHellPalScott_A_GilmoreDramaFreeBubble__BriMO789
    • 97
    • RETWEETS
    ronyoungtweetsfavstar_historyfusedude__BeenToHellPalScott_A_GilmoreBriMO789Robcompoop__WheelTod
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    Smoking and drinking immoderately can take years off one's life. Thank god it's off the BACK end.

    • 300
    • FAVS
    ronyoungtweetsTheEighthKnightdmc1138_foolforu___fusedude__DramaFreeBubble__gbobinaRobcompoop__
    • 59
    • RETWEETS
    ronyoungtweetsfusedude__Robcompoop__Alyssa_Jolie__Galations__2_20pcaryshelton______incognitojamsalamingia
    thehubrist__
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    "It's what's on the INSIDE that counts." -inarticulate mechanical engineer, explaining how a calculator works

    • 281
    • FAVS
    Henry_3kGlennmandirect_Nina_Vchang_koofreqnicSpectre_7petemandikronyoungtweets
    • 76
    • RETWEETS
    petemandikronyoungtweetsTheEighthKnightfusedude__Robcompoop__Alyssa_Jolie__drwife2AceAgentMayhem
    KoomKing
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    Does this stress make my ass look fat?

    • 208
    • FAVS
    ICountBeanssronyoungtweetsdmc1138Dickstracted__alarum01fusedude__DramaFreeBubble__squirrel74wkgn
    • 124
    • RETWEETS
    ronyoungtweetsDickstracted__fusedude__Alyssa_Jolie__AceAgentMayhemPirate_nurse______TheAlexP_4kidscrazy______
    curlymalloy
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    TO-DO LIIST:
    1. Pay bills
    2. Feed cat
    3. Tend to azaleas
    4. Smoke meth
    5. Do dishes
    8. Do dishes
    2. Uh-oh
    R. Buy more dishes
    7. Eat cat
    6. Q

    • 233
    • FAVS
    ICountBeanssronyoungtweetsalarum01fusedude__Scott_A_GilmoreDramaFreeBubble__ToastburglarRobcompoop__
    • 80
    • RETWEETS
    ronyoungtweetsfusedude__Scott_A_GilmoreRobcompoop__MACs_BRAINAndyAsAdjectivePirate_nurse______leswhitmore
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    After giving it lots of thought & careful consideration, I've decided that my 2012 New Year's resolution is 640 x 480.

    • 208
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    ronyoungtweetsfusedude__BeenToHellPalScott_A_GilmoreCalWarnersquirrel74wkgnJCordova3BlotterMonkey
    • 52
    • RETWEETS
    fusedude__Scott_A_GilmoreMACs_BRAINleswhitmoreiresurfvced___4kidscrazy______IGoByElJayBeefcakeOrtizA
    jeff_ratfamily____
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    The first rule of Nihilist Club isn't.

    • 184
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    petemandiksteve_condraronyoungtweetsdmc1138GreeneyedMofofusedude__Scott_A_Gilmoresquirrel74wkgn
    • 62
    • RETWEETS
    ronyoungtweetsGreeneyedMofofusedude__WheelTodAsh_Paul77Pomegrenede__MrSandeepPiresurfvced__
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    I donate expensive skirts to the poor. Philanthropologie.

    • 179
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    freqnicsuppsabrinnaajacksthompAGBouvesaleprviRude_MovementsBrandonMelandConnor_RoseK
    • 61
    • RETWEETS
    suppsabrinnaaAGBouveriesypieceyEyeslikesky_CllittlewoodTweetsByTheTonychangeinplansBbyGirlCasper
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    On occasion, I can't help but wonder if we'd like each other this much if we were given another 40 characters to work with...

    • 190
    • FAVS
    ronyoungtweetsdmc1138Dickstracted__fusedude__BeenToHellPalScott_A_Gilmorehassanaqeel2squirrel74wkgn
    • 49
    • RETWEETS
    ronyoungtweetsDickstracted__fusedude__BeenToHellPala_olivia4212Scigglez__________LauraDurziVeeV07
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    Hold the fuck up: I did NOT just watch a Viagra commercial showing an old-ish cowboy with a knowing grin loading a horse into a trailer... ?

    • 193
    • FAVS
    petemandikdmc1138mattheroldfusedude__squirrel74wkgnJCordova3BlotterMonkeyThat_Damn_Duck
    • 37
    • RETWEETS
    fusedude__Scigglez__________JaccaTrixie__SleepingSuspectShootGangMembrshmcpherson17lotocoti__________MelvinofYork
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    I drive a Hummer with a license-plate frame that says "I don't do oral"... I'm ironic like that.

    • 198
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    petemandikronyoungtweetsdmc1138Scott_A_Gilmorebeersudsfusedude__DramaFreeBubble__CalWarner
    • 26
    • RETWEETS
    ronyoungtweetsfavstar_historyfusedude__crackupchipmysteryteacheriresurfvced__IGoByElJayBeefcakeOrtizA
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    Chivalry is NOT entirely dead; it's napping on my couch with an empty Natty Light in his hand, snoring like a motherfucker.

    • 170
    • FAVS
    fusedude__Scott_A_GilmoreTinkerbell_WheelTodJCordova3BlotterMonkeyRichardProctorScigglez__________
    • 32
    • RETWEETS
    fusedude__Lakeoconeebldr____iresurfvced__IGoByElJayLowellGuitarGodBaylorsevansSaraESpiveypaigeofmylife____
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    I'd gladly help someone find their way out of this BDSM dungeon, but I'm afraid my hands are tied...

    • 162
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    ronyoungtweetsdmc1138mattheroldfusedude__FriskyandFeistymoodschwing__kwirkyKerriScott_A_Gilmore
    • 23
    • RETWEETS
    ronyoungtweetsfusedude__moodschwing__Scott_A_GilmorezacckOS__WheelToddjr_102Jaynibobs
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    "Wisteria" doesn't SOUND like flowers. "Wisteria" sounds like a purulent infection you get after hooking up with an ex you still yearn for.

    • 151
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    ronyoungtweetsfusedude__Scott_A_GilmoreWheelTodJCordova3BlotterMonkeyLamplifiedhirojesus
    • 33
    • RETWEETS
    ronyoungtweetsfusedude__Scott_A_GilmoreBlotterMonkeyiresurfvced__RichHarris2IGoByElJaySaraESpivey
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    Lord, how I hate being rebuffed. I loooove the initial buffing, typically. Rebuff me, though? Fuck off.

    • 136
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    petemandiksummers_sonnyLADaddydmc1138Faceyspacefusedude__Scott_A_Gilmoresquirrel74wkgn
    • 22
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    summers_sonnyLADaddyfusedude__Scott_A_Gilmoreiresurfvced__FullyEXPOSED13IsThis_Thing_OnSaraESpivey
  • shelldash
      Emmm A. Deee @shelldash

    Gimme enough trope and I'll always figuratively hang myself.

    • 124
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    petemandikronyoungtweetsdmc1138NinjaSweatpantsfusedude__DramaFreeBubble__squirrel74wkgnBlotterMonkey
    • 16
    • RETWEETS
    ronyoungtweetsfusedude__practicetheorySaraESpiveylovebug_00________favstar1000favs_theigirlAthenaMystique
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