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  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    My 5 yr old just snuck out of bed to give me a hug and kiss! Then, he burped right in my face. That's my boy.

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    WittyClittyTarporamenfuneralPeteECochraneBDGarpTequilaTearstheotherbc________Aspersioncast
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    Favstar500Favsurbanprojectz
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    7 yrs college+$30K student loans later, I'm a Graphic Artist showing overpaid co-workers how to delete rogue pages in Microsoft Word. Go me.

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    WittyClittyxunglamPeteECochraneTotalNewsTrackTequilaTearsredpawn3ford414__________jonniarmani
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    Favstar500FavsImNachoKid________thatguybonzo
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    And todays cool new trick is gargling with yogurt. Lovely. Watching a 2 yr old eat is the best diet ever.

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    WittyClittyPeteECochraneTequilaTearsAspersioncastredpawn3ford414__________mikeym00njonniarmani
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    LawSchoolBlonde__
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    Just drove through a Volkswagen dealership so I could punch buggy the shit out of my passengers.

    • 44
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    WittyClittyTarpoeyeseeyouareinNostradamAssHatTequilaTearsredpawn3ford414__________mytweecwetlife____
    • 1
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    NostradamAssHat
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    HAHAHahahahHAHA! Some crazy chick just around the room shrieking in terror because a baby lizard tried to crawl on my - her hand.

    • 36
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    TarpoTequilaTearsAspersioncastredpawn3ford414__________Cutlerishmytweecwetlife____jayblom__________
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    ImNachoKid________kushyhomemakr____
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    I should just rename my Favstar List to "Shortcut to NSFW."

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    Aspersioncastoysterman12buck4ittNotlipstiklesbo__redpawn3ford414__________mytweecwetlife____RebeccaLucente
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    Notlipstiklesbo__redpawn3
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    Dear Guy Driving Convertible While Picking Your Nose, I saw you. And so did the other 30 cars at the intersection.

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    Tarpoford414__________mikeym00nmytweecwetlife____RebeccaLucentesnickychickSendTulips________JAdams111________
    • 2
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    TammeyGirlLawSchoolBlonde__
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    Forget Terrible Two's. The real action starts at 5. My kid is crying because he can't decide which Hot Wheels car to play with. Seriously?

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    Aspersioncastford414__________mytweecwetlife____RebeccaLucentejayblom__________snickychickSendTulips________JAdams111________
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    Please do not send anymore work today, my keyboard is broken. And by broken, I mean it's busy being used as a pillow.

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    Aspersioncastford414__________RebeccaLucentePaulShakeySharpmadshrinkagesnickychickSendTulips________JAdams111________
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    Don't take it personal if I haven't followed u back. Cut me some slack, been busy making life altering decisions. Also, I'm a natural blonde

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    Aspersioncastford414__________jayblom__________snickychickSendTulips________ih57452TwitDeeDum________Pippa_Luv________
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    It's mornings like this that I'm grateful I don't have to hold a razor to my face. How do you men do it?

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    Aspersioncastford414__________snickychickSendTulips________ih57452Maui_Speaks______TwitDeeDum________designersays
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    Overheard: in an ironic twist, the Nether Regions have waxed the Brazillians.

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    Aspersioncastford414__________jayblom__________snickychickSendTulips________Maui_Speaks______TwitDeeDum________designersays
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    Doing the best I can with the brains I have left...

    after last night. *blush*

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    Aspersioncastford414__________madshrinkageSendTulips________ih57452TwitDeeDum________Maui_Speaks______designersays
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    Gas station attendant just asked me how to get rid of a hickey! Something tells me it's gonna be a good day.

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    Aspersioncastford414__________snickychickSendTulips________LordOfJustice____TwitDeeDum________Pippa_Luv________designersays
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    Inside voices please.

    INSIDE VOICES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

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    ford414__________madshrinkagesnickychickSendTulips________TwitDeeDum________Maui_Speaks______Pippa_Luv________designersays
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    MisterPrankster
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    What's that delay called after a dog fart is reported from across the room, and the minute you regret not springing off the couch?

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    ford414__________madshrinkageSendTulips________ih57452TwitDeeDum________Maui_Speaks______designersaysTrainedHedonist
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    5 mos, 966 tweets later I have 257 followers. Some chick following me has 0 tweets, no boob avi, & 140 followers? I want what SHE'S having

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    ford414__________SendTulips________TwitDeeDum________Maui_Speaks______Roadfilm__________Pippa_Luv________designersaysDumbassador
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    How fucking sad is it that my internet goes out more than I do?

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    dietredbullford414__________CroweJamfacingafricahiimlesThorium77__Regionalcelebih57452
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    misterspikeJennavaline______theRratedBull
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    Dear Kid who's screaming, hitting ur mom & standing on ur chair at dinner, tnx for making my kids look like perfect angels #floriduh

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    ford414__________madshrinkageSendTulips________TwitDeeDum________Maui_Speaks______designersaysTrainedHedonistbenn_dover
  • shellshokt
      Shell @shellshokt

    I think the dog secretly just wants to star in an episode of "My Dog Ate What?"

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    ford414__________SendTulips________TwitDeeDum________Maui_Speaks______designersayswafer_thin_mintsnickychickCapt_Spanky______
@shellshokt

@shellshokt

Oh you know, the usual...identical twin, dyslexic graphic artist...madly in love with one of my tweeps.