To get good Indian food in the valley, you have to sign a Naan Disclosure Agreement.

I'm pretty certain that Passion Pit could make a killing selling novelty deodorant.

Today I went to the synagog for the first time in months. And got called irreverent. For attempting to stick a fake candle in my pants.

Dear UNC comrades: Ethan Sherbondy is visiting you tomorrow. You have been warned.

I'll be biking across the country this summer with some friends from school! Follow our progress:  http://blog.spokesamerica.org 

Twitter's settings page is good at dodging site redesigns.

Enter Scrollet, a tilt scrolling bookmarklet for Mobile Safari and... Firefox.

http://www.scrollet.com

Mozilla implemented a device orientation API in the *desktop* version of Firefox 4. Works on all recent Apple Laptops. http://t.co/2HdtAyc

Purple shirt DONE. And that marks the end of my purple clothing streak for a while. http://t.co/WC6Ji1z

New metric for how insane your weekend was: quantity of hats lost. Three.

THIS IS SO EXCITING. http://twitpic.com/3lcsac

http://web.mit.edu/firstyear/2014/orientation/fpops/fap.html

30 minutes ago, I was stuffwhitepeoplelike in the flesh. Mango black tea in hand, eating mediterranean pizza from Zest at a Borders.

@10char experiencing life is more enjoyable than tweeting about it.

Somehow, over the past 4 hours, I've developed a habit of whispering "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER," upon competing menial tasks with my mangled wrist.

You ever see an english word and just think it looks wrong? Style is that word for me today.

I've been playing where's @marcoarment all day at WWDC, and I'm not doing so well. Maybe I shouldn't assume he's wearing red & white stripes

Phew. I'm glad I can cite tweets in proper MLA style. http://t.co/KrpLrctH

Vim for iOS! Rejoice. The software snake recurses on itself once more. https://t.co/sLSzUeqM

Why are kale chips called chips? Why not just call them what they are? Dried Kale. Your narrative is full of holes, whole foods.