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  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    I've got some bad news. Not having money also cannot buy happiness.

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    rikpayneUrbanDouchebagVenusPenisCseashellsVodkaDietSodaFaux_MaBack2theFutrell__OverlandParker
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    VenusPenisolgaostapenkoMakeupSexxtimberlyflowersThere_you_arejoaomatthews_LJS4247ClakeBent
    _FitsNShitsIm_Tricia
  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    If I knew that we were just friends I wouldn't have spent so much time on relationship things like weeping nonstop and dying on the inside

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    VenusPenispartiallyproKimpulsesMmeLaCroozMaruBean____bethanna94Faux_MaRealChewsy
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    HansonShonibarecodywizzMaruBean____PortlandiaGirl____haagendaz13bequietmeg________rhisespieces_____zombified_squid
  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    To me, every room is a panic room

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    rikpayneCseashellsFaux_MaBack2theFutrell__cutefianceeJessicaFancyispypandalaundrypants
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    MaruBean____Joeyaucoincbowley603ArfiveDefour______StanceofDogsfavstar1000favs_Nat_Alia________OngoingBS
    OngoingBSbotanicazilla
  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    I always carry a knife with me when I go into the wilderness in case I get lost and I need to kill myself.

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    rikpayneVenusPenisPortlandiaGirl____CseashellsalruwaishanOuterJohnOtisPdQMichaelCzerpak
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    lickmysugarfaceneonbumbblebeeRaggleFragglezzchavezisacat__favstar1000favs_FitsNShitsCatLadyThaoPoonicorn
    yzupp_FitsNShits
  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    Bucket List: 1. Stop being ugly 2. Don't die.

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    KatarinaKriz_wangwedeKenstructionErnGoesToLA______CrackedIllusionDeepDarkFearTweeetmebadweinerdog4life
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    Sean_BernardCiccilus0N__preawsaurus___Sanitarium_gabbebeTheNathanEkema____8bitN8____________
  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    I've never watched a movie and thought "that was really good but it had too much Bill Murray in it."

    • 46
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    VenusPenisPortlandiaGirl____Faux_MaBack2theFutrell__cutefianceeadamalldayJessicaFancyispypanda
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    JonJon_BrownDurgaJessfavstar_popmicetaylsjacobwilsonamccloskysnowness
  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    Someone just told me "go big or go home." I probably gonna head home

    • 49
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    VenusPenisPortlandiaGirl____Faux_MacutefianceeDJ_SnaxJessicaFancyispypandaSeanBlazed
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    nitia_____________TheAmandyieLea_Stephanie____
  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    We don't care who the DJ is. Ever. Stop telling us, rap songs.

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    VenusPenisPortlandiaGirl____Faux_MaBack2theFutrell__cutefianceeJessicaFancyispypandayzupp
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    Kandiland09favstar_popsmhbrbSpotswoj__________SusieRiot________OptimusSubprime__startyourcarter
  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    Don't make eye contact with me if you're not prepared to love me.

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    VenusPenisPortlandiaGirl____Faux_MaBack2theFutrell__vladchocNJOM_Porfiri0marcusbellah
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    VenusPenismanoozlecutefianceefavstar_popJuliaC81OneWonderWomanRodrDanielaHellraisinbgrrl__
    Hellraisinbgrrl__
  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    Prostitutes must have A LOT of gross income.

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    VenusPenisFaux_Matriangle__Bacon_Tits_Back2theFutrell__CabetoMejiaLaughingLesbianExcapeplan
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    WinstonHeadGaadgette________UhhOkayThenDeathCoreCrunchlynseymikerhoadsPortlandiaGirl____JacobMke____________
  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    "Are women just jealous cause they don't have a penis to think with?" - topics for the annual misogynists meeting.

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    VenusPenisFaux_MaBack2theFutrell__JessicaFancyyzuppIm_Tricialotocoti__________Justineamanduh
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    polytravellerfavstar_pophw_you_doingLea_Stephanie____HotComesToDie
  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    When I have nothing funny to tweet I just wish you were all dead.

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    VenusPenisFaux_MaBack2theFutrell__cutefianceeadamalldayJessicaFancyispypandasadelad
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    smexygeek____SourMess
  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    I wish I was at the beach. I miss peeing my pants while standing next to beautiful women.

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    VenusPenisFaux_MaBack2theFutrell__cutefianceeJessicaFancyispypandadrh2gTweetShowerRave
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  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    Even in my fantasies I end up settling for a handjob :(

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    Faux_MaVirtualOatmealCpez38markvilebilemysticsavageBack2theFutrell__DJ_SnaxJessicaFancy
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    lotocoti__________vitaminpcslashw__________
    Back2theFutrell__
  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    I hate when I'm feeling good about the sweet new shirt I bought and then I remember that life is meaningless.

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    Faux_MaBack2theFutrell__skullcatsmoved____cutefianceesabeeyotchxxITendToOffendspartacuffs______ammyboo13
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    ITendToOffendbbpiiiiDJ_SnaxdaneJustinBrecAmendedkisslikeaknife____kanatzidis
  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    Uh, ok. I didn't ask if you had a boyfriend, I asked if you wanted to make out in the coat room.

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  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    Might go camping this weekend, just to make damn sure that I am miserable.

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    Faux_MaBack2theFutrell__cutefianceeJessicaFancyyzuppIm_TriciaTXLexi____________kramediggles
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    amymwolfecslashw__________
  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    That's a weird name but its nice to meet you My Boyfriend's Over There.

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    Faux_MaBack2theFutrell__adamalldayCutlerishcutefianceeMyNameJLHellraisinbgrrl__FrankLongo
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    silentnoysetaitutuCool_Jesse
  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    Monsters do exist. They come in the form of elderly people with questions about technology

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    Faux_MacutefianceeCutlerishJessicaFancyIm_TriciaNardsterComedikTimingJustineamanduh
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  • shiccashane
      Shane @shiccashane

    Sending out a tweet that ends up receiving zero stars is my own personal hell.

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    Faux_MaBack2theFutrell__cutefianceeadamalldayJessicaFancyTXLexi____________tonybogustello____kramediggles
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@shiccashane

@shiccashane

I am me and I hate that