“if the poo is trapped in a box then it only smells when you open it.” —@danwrong, on software modularization.

iPhone compass. Seems legit. pic.twitter.com/qlJJWKhN

Mind = blown pic.twitter.com/tbOTFhcWJw

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I thought my MacBook Air was just a little slow; it turns out it was just this. Trivial fix — thanks, @ervwalker!  http://www.ewal.net/2012/09/09/slow-wake-for-macbook-pro-retina/ …

From the "best news ever" department: I asked @anathemalie to marry me, and she said yes. <3 #warp9engage

Whenever I see someone sitting on a balance ball, I assume it is full of their farts. http://t.co/FRUkXowY

This is the most ridiculous caption I’ve ever seen applied to a stock photo. (from http://t.co/k4mQ08Y2) http://t.co/REa9JQso

Only San Francisco would react to an #anonymous protest with choppers.

I'm proud to say that @dragondropapp is now available for download. :D https://t.co/Y2UvBHub

With friends like these... cc:@sm pic.twitter.com/l8n8hy5yOE

Standing desks: you're doing it wrong. cc:@sm http://t.co/Al2P9133

Menus that open on mouse-over, rather than click, need to die in a fire.

The new Galaxy Nexus seems like a good fit for people who want a phone that can double as their coffee table. http://t.co/mlTnY2yQ

OH: "Wow. Most of our coworkers have significant others that are way out of their league." (well done, coworkers. :)

I want to invent a dating site for people with low IQs. I'll call it OKStupid.

These animated GIFs are wonderful. http://t.co/2yt2zGo

This GIF is blowing my mind, @jj. http://t.co/y4HQMjL6

I have struck the first blow against the hashbang.

I really wish Twitter clients had a “Report spam and also set person on fire” button.