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A bag of Kettle Corn a day keeps the Carnies away...
Royals v Tigers: 3 innings = 3 beers.... MATH IS EASY!
Just thought of a title for the Andrea Yates autobiography: Honey I drown the kids...
As a former Girl Scout, I can only wonder whether crushing---and then snorting Thin Mints is in violation of The Girl Scout Law...
I know the name of Kimye's spawn: KHAN
Text: "I can still smell you on my face." This means he likes me, right?
I love cheese and purple sweetarts, I hate pants and drama
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