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I'm really stepping up the sex just to get recorded in his Fitbit. If aliens land or they find that thing in 1000 years, I want full credit.
I'd rather be outside during a lightening storm wearing a chainmail suit, than be included in a "reply all" email convo that won't die...
Thing I just said: "A lime is a terrible thing to waste"...
<grabs gin bottle>
I love cheese and purple sweetarts, I hate pants and drama
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