We found nugs in a dope less place

@grifteezy fuck that. Let's kill children for resources

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper "oh fuck yeah" under your breath when you look at their photos.

@paulypeligroso I liked that joke when you said it six months ago

#t #h #i #s #i #s #t #h #e #n #e #w #t #h #i #n #g #t #e #e #n #s #a #r #e #d #o #i #n #g

Dubsteppenwolf.

A time lapse video of me getting a boner and going soft over and over for 24 hours shortened into a 30 second film

I know you're 13 but I can get you hella wet

@beerporn RT @concernedmom69: 7 Tips For How To Tell Your Parents You Have A Huge Cock

were you fuckin homeschooled?

@neckballs is my hero

"I have a boner and I'm not thinking clearly" @beerporn

Get out of my way, I'm listening to Godsmack

If you're reading this, fuck you

Everyone dies. The end

Is there a big brother program except for 21 y/o dudes that's just wanna hang out with older dudes and call them dad?

The only way to pick up chicks is to dress like usher

Me + my new girlfriend, we're hella in love http://t.co/NMmr4Ag9

I'm not even drunk *backhands whiskey off the table*

Buttholes were the first pockets