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Have you ever tried putting both feet in your shoes at the same time and fallen over and couldn't get back up ever again? That's marriage.
Didn't wash my hands today.
When I worked at the hospital, we used to gamble on gunshot victims
Honestly, I've never had a house plant survive longer than a few weeks, so you humans might be fucked.
The butthole is the most easy to charge examination.
People are just filthy, really.
You would be surprised how many women I've treated for blowjob-induced mono.