"@autocorrects: You only have one dick, so you only need one girl."

"@factsofschool: My level maturity changes depending who I'm with."

S'mores sound amazing right now!!

I can't believe the office is officially over... This is a moment in silence for all my fellow office addicts

My summer clothes are just begging to be worn!! Come on summer where you at!!?

Cockiness is such a turn off

"@freddyamazin: I wish I could hurt you the way you hurt me. But I know that if I had the chance, I wouldn’t do it."

"@dopeorfunny: Roses are red, violets are blue. People are cunts, especially you :)"

"@itsjennamarbles: Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident... You don't just trip and fall into a vagina."

"@notebook: I've always wondered what hurts more, the pain of wondering or the pain of knowing the truth."

"@itsagirithing: Put God first and you'll never be last."

"@itsnatecollins: My twitter = My tweets, Your opinion is NOT needed"

"@itsnatecollins: Forget the drama...let go of grudges and just allow yourself to be happy."

"@shortgirlprob: Getting a pedicure and my short legs can barely reach this little Asian woman"

"@moorganfreeman: Learn to appreciate what you have, before time forces you to appreciate what you had."

"@moorganfreeman: The hardest prison to escape is in your mind."

I want my pink shirt back!! I want my pink shirt back!! #meangirls

"Dear women who hate their stretch marks, your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who earned her stripes." @alexxxxcarter this is us

"@savethebs: I hate it when a bitch act like her shit don't stink."

"@girlposts: I like food more than people."