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sext: hot chips
there's too much amazing shit in the world to bother wasting time with the merely "good"
everyone is so annoying
breaking news: I'm a huge wimp
MINISTER FOR EDUCATION ZAKINCH SUSPECTED MEMBER OF THE SATANIC COVEN KNOWN AS "ANIMAL HOUSE." ARE YOUR CHILDREN SAFE?
I can't believe I wasted so much of my life listening to whiny indie bands
8: thongs: never.
the worst thing about being single is not having anyone to send filthy messages to when you're hammered
movies is the best. everyone should go to the cinema AT LEAST once a month with a good pal it is the nicest
have bailed on my friend to go home and eat pizza
"cop a quick burg" definitely sounds like a euphemism
welcome to the hellish nightmarescape that is ~adulthood~
the eastern suburbs sure are full of wankers
EXOTIC BEERS AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN apparently.
I am very excited to do nothing tonight