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I'm pretty sure that when I die, I'll want my tweets scrolling by on a screen at my funeral.
The #Mariners leave more men on base than the US Army in Afghanistan.
I googled the fuck out of her.
Oh Princess, your Beauty ain't sleepin'. #DisneyPickUpLines
You're born alone and you die alone and the world just drops a bunch of rules on you to make you forget that. But I never forget. #MadMen
Please love yourself.
I don't mean to brag, but I have a Masters in dying alone.
Don't worry you guys. Casey Anthony might have been acquitted by a Jury, but she's getting death by firing squad on the internet.
The excessive amount of pillows I keep in my bed to prevent it from feeling empty will always be there for me.
It's never too soon to start freaking out about everything.
Problem with having everything you want is you never really know what you need. #AloeBlacc
Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband, #Dallas. Cuz Big Ben is coming to town and he's raping errrbody out here.
Yes, of all the things, THAT is the best thing.