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We need good old fashioned street gangs again - complete with the whole snapping and singing thing
Lost 10 lbs in 2 months; wonder what it's doing now
My new Mexican Wrestler name is: Passivo Aggressivo with little sidekick, Guilt Trip
I've worked the numbers, and ..uh...by my calculations, ...I'm not that great at Math
Too many little girls named Zoe these days and not very many of them can pull it off
When I meet someone new I like to try and guess when they last masturbated.
If you have no chin, please note that, if we speak, I will be staring at the place that a chin should be.
There should be a "Take The Wrong Medicine" day ~ just sayin
Never say nev...
Use the damn bell.
I would have nailed the part of Gladys Kravitz
One two, buckle my boots, three four I hate rhyming
i haven't gotten my money's worth on public transportation until someone starts singing show tunes in my face
Realizing lately that all my anger issues come from using public bathrooms
I'm not single, I'm just partner-deficient
if you can't take something lying down, you're doing it wrong
Don't talk to yourself.
I can do whatever I want.
No you can't.
playing out in my head what my secret crush would say to me, to declare his undying love. for me. without using the words "don't touch me".
At the laundromat & someone else is using my regular machine, very sad about this as I look longingly at the other clothes having fun inside
Only now starting to process the blocked memory of my mother entering me into a spaghetti-eating contest when I was 8 y/o. #yougonnaeatthat?