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When a girl says 'what', its not that she hasn't heard you.....she's giving you the chance to change what you said!
I have a built in pocket......were I can keep your penis warm.....if you like.....
In a previous life I was rich. And hot. Yeah rich AND hot. Hence why in this life I'm skint and fucking ugly!
This is how I imagine the Gimp brushes his teeth! @ayegimp
http://t.co/HLYw2BFx http://t.co/pZhNmSpz
Well that's me officially Shooey Dugless Bsc (Hons)! Made it without falling off the stage or flashing my arse! go me!!!
I hate guys with long finger nails...I always imagine the horrible feeling of them scratching the inside of my vagina!
If you really want a golden shower, lean over your cock and piss in your own face!
Got our family portrait done today, we look like a bunch of dicks! I'm on the second row, second from the right.... pic.twitter.com/dfZRrRJg
Emptied my hole punch into one of the managers umbrella! Cause I'm an immature cunt!
Apparently it takes sperm 1 minute to travel six inches......that means it only takes my bf 30 seconds to get his sperm inside me!
If I become vegetarian does that mean I can't give head?Either that or my bf will have to exchange the phrase EAT MY MEAT with SOOK MA ROOT!
Google search: "things to do in Glasgow on a nice sunny day" Result: "hahahahahahahahaha"
I'm a girl who likes REAL meat. I like steak NOT tofu. I like cock NOT a dildo.
If you come near me with your screaming child, let it be known, I will dropkick them!
I swear, half you bastards must be telepathic, you steal my tweets before I even get the chance to type them!
I have lots of shoes, but no dog. My boyfriend is The Gimp. Just graduated from Whore College.
