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Being mad at everyone because of a terrible dream, makes total sense to me.
There are benefits to waking up early. None of which I am interested in.
Ho hum, that other site is dumb.
My rose colored glasses broke.
My headache has turned into me hating everyone that speaks.
My timeline is so full of retweets, i'm not even sure who i follow anymore, and i think they may be the wrong people.
I done something really embarrassing during sex, but I was naked, so..
Drunk naked tub tweeting. It's a thang.
When you only have a thin line of whiskers under your bottom lip, it's no longer called a soul patch. It's called, forever alone.
Can't decide if I want to smell like, everlasting sunshine or milk and honey.
Life is hard.
The day I finally get to say, "hey, my eyes are up here" is the day I have a double header zit on my chin.
Does knowing you're dumb make you smart? I'm too dumb to know.
Uggs with shorts, because I enjoy the haters.
It's like you don't even know me.. Oh wait..
I don't even know how to play Foursquare.
I am so sick of people, i can barely stand myself.
I had seen the previews so many times I thought I had already seen the movie.
I always have to have the last emoticon.
I car dance like nobody's business.
Just the girl next door, living the american dream..