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My headache has turned into me hating everyone that speaks.
My timeline is so full of retweets, i'm not even sure who i follow anymore, and i think they may be the wrong people.
I done something really embarrassing during sex, but I was naked, so..
Drunk naked tub tweeting. It's a thang.
When you only have a thin line of whiskers under your bottom lip, it's no longer called a soul patch. It's called, forever alone.
Can't decide if I want to smell like, everlasting sunshine or milk and honey.
Life is hard.
The day I finally get to say, "hey, my eyes are up here" is the day I have a double header zit on my chin.
Does knowing you're dumb make you smart? I'm too dumb to know.
Uggs with shorts, because I enjoy the haters.
It's like you don't even know me.. Oh wait..
I don't even know how to play Foursquare.
I am so sick of people, i can barely stand myself.
I had seen the previews so many times I thought I had already seen the movie.
I always have to have the last emoticon.
I car dance like nobody's business.
Batteries are an important part of life. Of a girls life. Of this girls life.
If I had kids, I would be annoying.
Your phone knows you're old when it changes the word what? to, eh?
My phone is an asshole.
Just the girl next door, living the american dream..