I’m drunk again….

People who are good at sex still get rusty if they don’t practice a lot!

I don't get why straight men would come here pretending to be a woman...

@saraespivey @shatteredskulls @shellyspivey @thefloydspivey it's a massive, steaming pile of Spivey's!

@saraespivey @shellyspivey @thefloydspivey Jethro Spivey??

I'm so close to 300...can you guys help put me over?

How do you have a life here? Jeez, I don't even have time to post my witty thoughts because I'm busy reading you fucks...

Really wish @saraespivey was here right now…

@retweeting_wwe #HappyBirthdayUndertaker #HappyBirthdayTheUndertaker Mark, thanks for everything for all these years. Have a great day!

@swaniechicken @saraespivey @meaganbb1 God save the queen…all of you!

@thefloydspivey @mizmeeshspivey @saraespivey @shellyspivey I may have to get a new last name...SPIVEY!

@shellyspivey @jaydirt_ @saraespivey doesn't the entire twitterverse already follow these two?

@sheseemslegit @saraespivey I love watching your lesbian affair....can I stay to watch you two scissor?

Saying “cray cray” makes me wanna stab you in the fay fay…this should have been a retweet, but twitter.

To fuck or not to fuck…that is tonight’s question.

Get packing, Barry....put that joint down and pack up! pic.twitter.com/kdO8svq8

@parajanitor @saraespivey Doesn’t everyone?

@quazonk @onewonderwoman I know…she’s awesome beautiful, sexy, smart, and just about every kinda good thang!

@bobbivicious @vaginarcissist she’s not just yours…she belongs to lots of us, her followers! Mwah Vagi!

@kirbys4losers @akatriple Have to agree on this one….