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Little Billy came home going on and on about the "Levels of Despair" and "The Sickness Unto Death" after his first day of Kierkegaarden!
Ah, Oscar Sunday in Hollywood! You can almost hear backs popping from all the autofellatio going on.
"I'll see you guys later!" -Me, to the corn on my plate.
Sorry Mr. Holland but that's more of an overture than an opus.
Wearing plaid to a Dodger game.
When the pope mobile is late in Vatican City, I just like to think of it as unorganized religion.
Are the Oakland Aaaayyyyeees Fonzie's favorite team? #seriousquestion
I know it happens, but I just can't picture Michael Stipe having a really good time.
Hey comics! That "I want to die" feeling is normal.
Just saved a draft of a tweet I wish had never existed. #amirightcomics?
Seeing my first ironic hipster fanny pack. Here we go...