@braunger @murrayv @kylekinane @remainchampagne @christianduguay @commenace killed fake gallery tonight. Sometimes LA is good.

Little Billy came home going on and on about the "Levels of Despair" and "The Sickness Unto Death" after his first day of Kierkegaarden!

Ah, Oscar Sunday in Hollywood! You can almost hear backs popping from all the autofellatio going on.

Little known fact that Beef Wellington appeared on Dr. Katz @andy_sell @jasonlac @ratedrcomedy @bluelanugo  http://twitpic.com/bzwvoc 

"I'll see you guys later!" -Me, to the corn on my plate.

Sorry Mr. Holland but that's more of an overture than an opus.

Wearing plaid to a Dodger game.

@gregthegrouch and @andy_sell made me miss LA and all the brilliance going on there.

"@atylergreene: More like The Ok Gatsby." Great tweet, old sport!

Finally!  http://twitpic.com/bzwvx9 

@thebitterbuddha @eddiepepitone already have my ticket for the SF screening!

When the pope mobile is late in Vatican City, I just like to think of it as unorganized religion.

#sfcbf @hugh_moore @sam_tallent @brandazzle @babsgray @braunger @joeygorman yes.

Are the Oakland Aaaayyyyeees Fonzie's favorite team? #seriousquestion

“@ericdadadourian: Animal Collective videos with my shirt off is my College Football.”// mine too! Panda 14 - Avey 7

@dudehereiam Got to Pryor-level comedy tonight. Amazing. You heard it here first. Watch for him.

I know it happens, but I just can't picture Michael Stipe having a really good time.

Hey comics! That "I want to die" feeling is normal.

Just saved a draft of a tweet I wish had never existed. #amirightcomics?

Seeing my first ironic hipster fanny pack. Here we go...