Epic Rap Battles of History: @itsdrenthe vs. @hal9000

The question is not "Can we wrap it in bacon?" The question is "Can we risk *not* wrapping it in bacon?"

Foxes operate in two positions... On and off. #foxOn o.o #foxOff -.- #foxOn o.o #foxOff -.-

Apparently a Pedometer is not what I thought it was...

Foxy Friday!!!! XD #flails #FoxyFriday

Fun Fox Fact: Foxes are incredibly aerodynamic when they put their ears back. *ears back* *legs up* *hovers away* #hoverFox #vrrrrrrr

Fox Fact: Foxes are kinda like Ninjas... We have our own secret techniques and tricks to get through our daily adventures.

Best out of office message ever:  http://i.imgur.com/t8oCvwz.png 

Yerf Alert: It's like Life Alert, only instead of getting paramedics you get foxes.

The 40-Year-Old Pope #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope

@rocketdrag Even more amazing when you consider how renowned the LAPD is for shooting black people...

@nateotter "...'This pizza is nom murr', he said, dowing another slice as she watched..." #50shadesOfFieri

OH. MY. GOD. If I, like, get chased by one of those creepy volleyball people I swear I will FREAK OUT. D:

@mikefolf I wish one of those small countries with 6 athletes would change their national anthem to "We Are the Champions" for the games.

The Titanic was an inside job. #iSmellAConspiracy

Foxes gonna fox.

@kmoss1122 Cave Johnson here. The boys in the lab tell me you're reading this in my voice. Don't fight it. Just enjoy it.

Epic Rap Battles of Twittery: @itsdrenthe vs. @glams_eccentric ... GO!

Here have a fox: http://t.co/RzPrdisN

"If a tree falls on a woman, why was a tree in the kitchen?" #outofcontext