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I wanted to be you for halloween, but I couldn't fit 7 dicks in my mouth
TWO chainz ?! In this economy?!
MAKE MILKSHAKES THEY SAID. BOYS WILL COME TO YOUR YARD THEY SAID.
Having a puppy is literally like having a baby
I REALLY NEED YOU TONIGHT
FOREVERS GONNA START TONIGHT *forevers gonna start tonight*
My last tweet was not English
No ones gonna alienate you if you don't actually listen to EDM, stop pretending you're into it
Dear cute barista, I want to backpack across Europe with you. Love, Bea
Omg My Girl is probably the cutest movie ever
It literally sounds like they're playing the album I can't they're so good live
I kind of want to marry Jason Bateman
I should win some type of award for being able to suppress my emotions for such long periods of time
From Under The Corktree was basically the soundtrack of my childhood
Queen of Coney Island || My best friends are Liza Minelli and a tomato