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Silly word definition: Frisbeetarianism (n), the belief that, when u die, ur soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
Someday we'll all look back on this and laugh... nervously, then change the subject.
The clitoris: Nature's own rubik's cube.
"You think you know pain? He will make will long for something as sweet as pain." -Random movie quote.
Its funny how falling can feel like flying, at least for a little while.
Growing up my closet didn't have a door. Later in life I came out as bisexual. I call it poetic irony.
I joined twitter so my paranoid feeling of being followed would be justified.
Where's the koolaid? They said there'd be koolaid & then we'd all go for a ride in a spaceship to see jesus. I hope I get a window seat.
I've discovered that the digital scale is more accurate... Now I know EXACTLY how much I should be depressed.
In order to have a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that worships them and a cat that will ignore them.
Directions for using twitter:Lather, rinse, retweet.
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Freedom is not a license for chaos.
I have a warped sense of humor. I heart zombies and Norman Reedus. If u follow me just be aware that I have a terrible sense of direction.