I have more respect for the guys who play for the Allan Cup than the selfish pricks that play for Lord Stanley.

I'm gonna buy 20 copies of @madchild57 's Dope Sick and hand 'em out like Halloween candy.
August 28/12

Watching Blues and Wings on mute cuz FUCK PIERRE MCGUIRE

Fuck you

I will CUT a motherfuckin' weatherman

The only way 2 years is enough is if that fuckin pedophile catches a shiv in the neck

When you have to work, it’s more like ‘May Longest'

Good thing farmers only work two months of the year or twitter and Instagram would crash

All I’m sayin’ is you didn’t see Wayne skating around out there getting hit in the face with slapshots

I wish I was in a thing where I could just do lots of stuff and the whatnots and what have you

No fuckin’ wonder Americans don’t like watching hockey if they have to put up with Pierre McGuire every time. What an absolute fucktard

More like ‘Gay Long'

I went downstairs to get me a cold pop and it smelt like someone was barbequin’! I said Oh Lawd Jesus it’s a fire!

@farmerjim79 how can you tell if a tractor is a boy or a girl?

Chad Mottola is doing a great job with these Jays hitters #shitnobodysays

I guess getting black out drunk pretty well sums up 2012

Ricky’s pitching tomorrow? I’ll take Seattle and the over

I would take planes, trains, automobiles and even a muthafuckin paddle boat to see Slipknot play live #metalmonday

@smartmanyo looks like a 60% chance of a May Long Clearwater black melt

@wicked_deadly 3-1 Rosetown on a beauty by Hunter. 8 min left in 2nd