FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU! RT @wayspo: That moment where you think your bus has arrived and then you see it says "CENTER GARAGE" on it. #bustweet

Rude inconsiderate asshole that told me to fuck off when I asked him not to smoke under the shelter @trimet http://t.co/1zmmqdCN

Punk rock dad teaching his kid how to board: "Wait for all the ladies to get on then push all the guys out of the way." #bustweets

The Problem With The Portland Plastic Bag Ban - Today, the Portland City Council, led by @mayorsamadams,... http://tumblr.com/xft3n0rdlx

@mtvtj I'm Ramona Flowers and my boyfriend is Scott Pilgrim! http://twitpic.com/32dq3q http://twitpic.com/32e65g

Experts say you should avoid caffeine and chocolate when you're menstruating. I say shut the fuck up and give me chocolate.

I ate lunch right around 1pm today and I'm still stuffed. The power of the @bigasssandwich. I'll shut up now.

Our taxi driver must've been a race car driver in a previous life. #wheeeeee

Wait, what? They're really calling it the iPad? Sounds like a female hygene product. I should carry it in my purse with my iTampon.

@pdxcommute a sloth? Wait, no, a honey badger. Because TriMet don't care.

Oh how I love the smell of malt liquor at the bus stop. Not. #bustweet #trimet

This guy's face of helplessness at the white trash bonanza that just sat down on either side of him is priceless. #bustweet

And the driver of the 44 once again turns on Harrison instead of Mill like she should. Driving bus 2137. #bustweet #trimet

For the record: FUCK CANCER! #RIPMCA

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssshhhhhhhhhhh. #maxtweets #tunnelsounds #myearspopped

Seriously. Give me a citation pad, I'll write people up for you @trimet. I'll do it for free. #bustweet #trimet

While I was waiting for the bus, a lady told me I had beautiful teeth. Enjoy! http://t.co/ATsmpRsv

Those of us who ride Trimet like to call that #winning!

I have 4 minutes to get across the Hawthorne Bridge and still catch the 44. Nobody request a stop, nobody get hurt. #bustweets

That moment where you get all excited to see your bus and then you realize it is garage-bound. #sadtrombone