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I didn't mean to sleep all day today, it just sorta happened!
Punk rock dad teaching his kid how to board: "Wait for all the ladies to get on then push all the guys out of the way." #bustweets
Experts say you should avoid caffeine and chocolate when you're menstruating. I say shut the fuck up and give me chocolate.
Our taxi driver must've been a race car driver in a previous life. #wheeeeee
Wait, what? They're really calling it the iPad? Sounds like a female hygene product. I should carry it in my purse with my iTampon.
thank fuck for twist top wine.
Feminist, Food lover, Fatshionista, Oregon Girl to the bone. If you want to read longer musings, I blog at http://sicklittlejag.tumblr.com/