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I didn't mean to sleep all day today, it just sorta happened!
Punk rock dad teaching his kid how to board: "Wait for all the ladies to get on then push all the guys out of the way." #bustweets
Experts say you should avoid caffeine and chocolate when you're menstruating. I say shut the fuck up and give me chocolate.
Our taxi driver must've been a race car driver in a previous life. #wheeeeee
Wait, what? They're really calling it the iPad? Sounds like a female hygene product. I should carry it in my purse with my iTampon.
Oh how I love the smell of malt liquor at the bus stop. Not. #bustweet #trimet
This guy's face of helplessness at the white trash bonanza that just sat down on either side of him is priceless. #bustweet
And the driver of the 44 once again turns on Harrison instead of Mill like she should. Driving bus 2137. #bustweet #trimet
For the record: FUCK CANCER! #RIPMCA
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssshhhhhhhhhhh. #maxtweets #tunnelsounds #myearspopped
Feminist, Food lover, Fatshionista, Oregon Girl to the bone. If you want to read longer musings, I blog at http://t.co/NvYn6iUvtl