@skottyd @eye_like_sharx Haha, "do you kill bacteria" finally got me. haha ha ha ah ahhhhnnnnd now I'm sad.

I wonder what my lifetime record is for calls/texts missed because me & my pants are not in the same room. It's probably embarrassing.

@ryanqnorth This moment will be the origin of the greatest TED talk ever.

Okay @ryanqnorth you win. You win everything. I doff my cap to you.  http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2369 …

Wow, @devops_borat is on a roll today.

New chin up bar! I'm working muscles I didn't know I had! (Like the front of my forehead. Ow.) pic.twitter.com/L3R5v0nd

@ryanqnorth Mr. North I daresay you will get quite the kick out of this: Benedict Cumberbatch pronunciation generator  http://www.tedbrockly.com/cgi-bin/BenedictCumberbatchGenerator.pl …

Today's realization: about 50% of the programmers I know display physical symptoms of chronic stress.

I feel like I understand humanity again, like I have a reason to live again, more importantly, like I have a reason to fight again.

@lekajaw So the mayor burned the entire damn nation down and rebuilt one where everyone listened to him. And they lived happily ever after

meh I'm axing the whole thing, yay boring well-communicated professionalism.

@lekajaw @skottyd True, I'm thinking way too broadly/ideologically here. Pretty sure I came to this conclusion before but forgot :D.

@krezik Windows 8 Homestuck Edition

I miss old hardcore WoW, the math was so much fun. Dodge stat in WoW: http://t.co/1OWH7Huo Dodge stat in Diablo: http://t.co/unF7QfT2

Really, the Robin Hood tax? That's what you're calling it? You are calling your own proposal the "Robin Hood Tax?" #facepalm

#AskRomney Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

@tahrialah and Raja.

YOU'RE FUCKING WIZARDS WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING THE DRAGON #skyrim

Also, this is practical computer science in a nutshell. http://t.co/90BcR4Ga

Rejected LoL character idea: Mark Darksman, the dark marksman.