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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
I wonder what my lifetime record is for calls/texts missed because me & my pants are not in the same room. It's probably embarrassing.
@ryanqnorth Mr. North I daresay you will get quite the kick out of this: Benedict Cumberbatch pronunciation generator http://www.tedbrockly.com/cgi-bin/BenedictCumberbatchGenerator.pl …
Today's realization: about 50% of the programmers I know display physical symptoms of chronic stress.
I feel like I understand humanity again, like I have a reason to live again, more importantly, like I have a reason to fight again.
meh I'm axing the whole thing, yay boring well-communicated professionalism.
Really, the Robin Hood tax? That's what you're calling it? You are calling your own proposal the "Robin Hood Tax?" #facepalm
#AskRomney Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
YOU'RE FUCKING WIZARDS WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING THE DRAGON #skyrim