The quietest people have the loudest minds

I just had some guy inform me that his cock will cure my lesbianism.

I informed him that my strap-on would cure his ignorance.

I don't run for fun! If you see me running past you, you better start fucking running too because something is coming!

Welcome to Twitter. You will be judged on what you tweet, on being funny, your level of sarcasm, and what you look like. Enjoy your stay.

I’m not afraid of death. Life has taken more from me than death could ever take.

If Bert was gay, he wouldn’t have that unibrow.

Love is good. Trust is even better. But when you find someone who makes you be honest with yourself, every bit of yourself, that's a keeper.

Fuck what they think.
Fuck expecting anything.
Fuck being used.
Fuck constraints.
Fuck fear.
Fuck drama.
Fuck life without music.

Congratulations to the girl that left her positive pregnancy test in the Target restroom.

Ask yourself once a day: "What the fuck are you so afraid of?"

Idiots take a knife and stab people in the back.

The wise take a knife, cut the cord, and set themselves free from the idiots.

If you can fold a fitted sheet, you're obviously a witch.

I love that you happened to me.

If you're going to do something stupid and you know it's stupid, make sure you say 'fuck it" beforehand. It's like the thumbs up.

Is the bank really allowed to put LOL in the balance column?

If you have never thought about first degree murder, you have never really been in love.

Fuck pretending you're ok.
Fuck pretending to be happy.
Fuck pain.
Fuck feeling numb.
Don't keep shit bottled up. Set yourself free.

Guys communicate by insulting each other, but don't really mean it. Girls communicate by complimenting each other, but don't really mean it.

Fuck what others think and live the life that makes you proud of yourself.

I don't believe in regrets.

I believe in learning.