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The quietest people have the loudest minds
I just had some guy inform me that his cock will cure my lesbianism.
I informed him that my strap-on would cure his ignorance.
I’m not afraid of death. Life has taken more from me than death could ever take.
Welcome to Twitter. You will be judged on what you tweet, on being funny, your level of sarcasm, and what you look like. Enjoy your stay.
Love is good. Trust is even better. But when you find someone who makes you be honest with yourself, every bit of yourself, that's a keeper.
I don't run for fun! If you see me running past you, you better start fucking running too because something is coming!
I love that you happened to me.
Idiots take a knife and stab people in the back.
The wise take a knife, cut the cord, and set themselves free from the idiots.
If Bert was gay, he wouldn’t have that unibrow.
Ask yourself once a day: "What the fuck are you so afraid of?"
Fuck what they think.
Fuck expecting anything.
Fuck being used.
Fuck life without music.
Congratulations to the girl that left her positive pregnancy test in the Target restroom.
If you can fold a fitted sheet, you're obviously a witch.
It's not love we are afraid of. It's being unraveled to the point of no return.
If you're going to do something stupid and you know it's stupid, make sure you say 'fuck it" beforehand. It's like the thumbs up.
I don't believe in regrets.
I believe in learning.
Fuck pretending you're ok.
Fuck pretending to be happy.
Fuck feeling numb.
Don't keep shit bottled up. Set yourself free.
If you have never thought about first degree murder, you have never really been in love.
Is the bank really allowed to put LOL in the balance column?
Guys communicate by insulting each other, but don't really mean it. Girls communicate by complimenting each other, but don't really mean it.
Queer Butch, Spoken Word Poet, Unusual Suspect with a minor in Thinking Guru- Sometimes I see dead people, sadly most of them are still alive.