Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"Yo, y'all shouldn't be booing me. This should be about the art. That's what my legacy will be. Van Gogh, Monet, Michaelangelo, and Bieber."
You have two seconds of my time. What do you want to say?
I bet fish sperm look like microscopic little humans running around
If I don't get laid on this date tonight I'm going to be pissed. I shaved my balls with a potato peeler b/c I couldn't find my razor.
Honesty is more appreciated than misery.
We have now reached the "put up or shut up" portion of today's program.
Some days I never want them to end, other days I wish they never started.
Floating in the aftermath with half hearted attempts. Hiding in the reality of surrender.
If you're ready you can't come and get it cause someone else already did.
I do like really pretty girls though.
What exactly does metrosexual mean? If I'm not sure you're a guy, the answer is NO.
I'm a a big boob with big boobies..
Help ! I have nothing snarky to say !
We work in a room with one guy, and today he's chosen to watch The View...so don't talk to us about your intolerable working conditions...
People that rely on you as their rock are usually not stable enough to help if you get stuck in a hard place.
I just faked a DM!
You bacon me eat you! (me talking to the bacon as it strips lays on my plate)
Queer Butch, Spoken Word Poet, Unusual Suspect with a minor in Thinking Guru- Sometimes I see dead people, sadly most of them are still alive.