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I love Big Bird, but stop PBS. I love green energy, but stop funds. THE TRAGEDY OF MITT ROMNEY IS HE KNOWS HE WILL KILL EVERYTHING HE LOVES
As a feminist, I never read beauty & fashion magazines, because they never have any hot tips on what to do with all these snakes in my hair.
I'm pretty sure "Get a job" is actually super-secret asshat code for "I'm just terrified how easily I could lose mine." #ows #opdx
The 1st rule of Passive-Aggressive Fight Club is... y'know what, fine, just do whatever you wanna do like usual, obvs you know best, SWEETIE
"I love great schools! And coal! Federal funds are for teaching children how to mine! I love Big Bird! Send him down the mineshaft first!"
I know sometimes ppl panic when feminists say "kill all men." Relax, it's just a joke, we're kidding! What we really mean is "kill all men."
Objectivist love story: "I could stare into the deep abyss of yr eyes for hours," I purr. I press my face to yours, but the mirror fogs up.
Not gonna accept "pro-abortion" as perjorative, nope. Of course I'm pro-abortion: having one saved my life. NOT BEING A CORPSE FUCKING RULES
"A summer body." A seperate body for each season. Yr not allowed to have just one. We have dissembled our own selves into seasonal humanity.
Militant hysterical overreacting feminist 'cunts' unite! Fun at parties.