I have never heard of either of these people, but @xiaxue's takedown of @petercoffin is majestic http://bit.ly/eTDe1m (via @jpmetz2)

The fact that we're still here means that Buffy did her job.

I can't take Rowan Williams seriously because he looks like a Koala. #jubileeservice

Really wish I wasn't so driven by my emotions sometimes. Just sponsored a sloth.

Can we please stop Louie Spence from doing anything again, ever?

@rupaul "Jesus, shante you stay. "

Please stop retweeting your boyfriend. If I wanted to follow him I would.

"Ever since I was a little girl, I said "All I want in life is a jukebox that plays nothing but Connie Francis records""

X Factor's turned into that partner that you dislike and really want to dump, but can't stop sleeping with. #xfactoruk

@mattleys My favourite is the kebab van here in Bristol called Jason Donnervan.

Just overheard a child no older than six turn round and ask "mother, what's fisting?" I do NOT envy her that conversation.

Ghana can fuck off the next time it needs aid then. http://bit.ly/nrF65l

Refn and Gosling, yeah, but it's Kristin Scott Thomas I'm most looking forward to. #OnlyGodForgives

One of my favourite things about last night's election was Donald Trump's screaming meltdown.

My toes are cold. Please RT for awareness.

Best Supporting Actor - Adele

Black Swan. There simply are no words good enough to describe this film. Do yourself a favour and see it as soon as you can. Masterpiece.

@realdonaldtrump I follow you and I detest you.

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Kye - Two record contracts and a supporting slot for the Scissor Sisters. He's waited all his life for this chance. #TheXFactor