Just had to explain what The X Files is to the twinky new guy. Never felt so old.

@colewbradley Hausu's the BEST.

Anybody else ever get the feeling that you don't belong anywhere?

Gets a bit muddy in the third act, but it's charming stuff. Propelled along by the sheer force of Alden Ehrenreich's performance alone.

Cover letters are the absolute worst.

@thetroublewith *comes back and does this  http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7zZVuyAccQs/TrJFh8tBAQI/AAAAAAAAFSg/_I2GHRuRUm4/s1600/abaldwinbeetlejuice.jpg …*

@colewbradley @cinebro I've slept, woken, showered, had lunch, got drunk with my father, and you're even MORE wrong than last night.

Being cyber bullied/trolled by @colewbradley.

33 films in 15 days, and I feel like my brain is going to fall out of my ear.

Guys, guys, Side Effects is INCREDIBLE.

@colewbradley @symonymm @cinebro NOT IN FRONT OF MY EYES. *covers face for fear of spoilers*

@pokemon_paul I cry with laughter at least once an episode.

"White girl wasted" doesn't work if you're a skinny white gay man. Also - shut up.

Call me 'gurl' again and I'll punch you in the throat.

A waitress just hit me - punched me for no reason.

@colewbradley I think I signed a petition.

@tatianamaslany HUGE congratulations on your win. The first of many, I hope!

Watching a show about premonitions, and all I can think about is how bad this woman's eyebrows are.

Still waiting for a sequel to Obsessed. Sort it, @beyonce.

@hackneyph AHHHHH!