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Today I saw a guy with "fuck" tattooed on one hand, and "off" on the other. He must be ambidextrous and like to finish with the left.
Well only 3 days left of tax season, that means the crack heads should be about due with their next child for next year...money bags
The next teen I see in a bob marly or doors shirt is getting quizzed,....then laughed at
Hey there 400lb fella creeping outside of McDonald's with a Quarter Pounder in one hand and cig in the other.....keep up the good work.
I like to tell people they're unfollowed in real life situations. They don't get it....twilliterate assholes.
Hey nick jr....I'd appreciate if you didn't play the wiggle song immediately after the time for bed song.....smug assholes
86 degrees at 9:30 am. Swamp ass making an early appearance today
I don't want to trade my car, only because I don't want to clean the boogers from under the driver seat.
I don't only blame snooki for all teen sluts,....everyone knows bratz dolls played a part too.
Going green again, I took newspaper and recycled it into pirate hats for my friends. Maybe if the rain let's up we'll do yaaaarrrd work.
One more coffee, then I'll go to work. Once there, I will purchase more coffee throughout the day......Later, I will complain of heartburn.
Nobody came to my party because they "didn't get the message" apparently nobody checks ICQ anymore.
Best part of road trips is finding all your old ass cds that u never got rid of in ur cd case and realizing you really had bad taste.
Wonder if mike vick is interested in my jack Russell terrier/Weiner dog.
Car with "racing stripes" in front of me is doing 50 in a 65..........something tells me he's not really a racer.
" well.... if I just say it was an accident no one will be pissed"- everyone 3 yrs & older
Been turning my beer label towards my wife for a week for sex. No dice....she just keeps rambling about AA. I keep telling her my cars fine
Those of us in retail don't need reality tv....we see crazy fucks daily. Guaranteed it's more entertaining than scripted tv
it turns out my thinking face is a lot like my I gotta poop face